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The 10 Hottest Bible Babes Of All Time

Not only were many of the women of the bible hot, but they really knew how to treat a man. They liked to drink wine, many of them were into sexual immorality and they were topless all the time. On the other hand, many of them were also duplicitous little minxes would use their hotness to trick men into doing things that got them killed. So I guess when you think about it, not a whole lot has changed over the last two thousand years. Man, it sure would be nice to see that whole "topless all day" thing make a comeback though.

 

# 10 Bathsheba - Bathsheba got her name because she looked so hot taking a naked bath that she got King David to commit adultery. She must've done something fancy with those bubbles.

#9 Judith - Judith is kind of the hot equivalent of the Lorena Bobbit of the bible. She promised to have dirty naked time with an enemy general in exchange for inside info about the Jewish army. Then the feisty temptress seduced the general by getting him drunk and proceeded to cut his head off.

#8 Queen Esther - Queen Esther was hand picked from thousands of women to be the queen  of the Persian Empire while the other women were sentenced to be prostitutes. Sounds like the Miss America pageant to me.

#7 The Virgin Mary - Even though the mother of Jesus has to be considered on the hottest MILF's of all time, she's probably had a hard time dating back then due to her ability to get miraculously pregnant.

#6 Jezebel - Jezebel was basically the Madonna of the New Testament who was responsible for leading Israel into an era of sexual immorality. Maybe that's why so many strippers are named Jezebel?

#5 Eve - Eve was smoking hot and she was a dirty girl who liked to be naked and get drunk off of fermented grapes. As you can see God has perfected his female creation craft over the years with the likes of Emmanuelle Chriqui who played Eve in National Lampoon's Adam & Eve.

 

#4 Delilah - Delilah was so hot that she convinced Samson to tell her the source of his power which was his Fabio hair. After she finds out, Delilah cuts off his hair in his sleep which leads to Samson getting his eyes gouged out and he eventually dies when his temple collapses on him. It's basically the same story as Sonny & Cher.