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The 10 Most Annoying Commercials On TV Right Now

We've all accepted that fact that commercials are something we have to deal with, yet it seems that companies and advertising agencies continue to go out of their way to make commercials that piss us off. All advertisers have to do is show us some cleavage and put a farting monkey in every commercial and we'll buy whatever they're selling. It's really that simple.


#10 Wendy's "Do You Want To Get Frosty" - First of all, I'd like to take this opportunity congratulate the Wendy's advertising agency for being ten years too late on the boy band commercial joke. Now, can you please stop this nonsense already and find a hot redhead chick to play Wendy. All she has to do is wear sexy outfits, play with her pigtails and talk about her delicious meaty burgers. It's called a "no-brainer."


#9 The Volkswagon Talking Beatle - If the annoying voice over guy with the fake German accent doesn't annoy the piss out of you, then that god damn whistling song at the end of every commercial sure as hell will. They played these commercials so much during the NBA Playoffs that I almost stopped watching.

 
 

#8  Every Mother Fracking eHarmony Commercial  - Watching these unattractive and uniteresting losers talk about how happy they are and how easy love is while they hug is slow-motion is enough to warrant murder. Believe me, I've had plenty of "deep compatibilty" with women and I don't to go to eHarmony and cruise their selection of homely Cougars to find it.

 

#7 Subway "Five Dollar Footlong" - I'll admit it was catchy at first and I couldn't get the song out of my head on occasion, but enough already. You cannot go one day of television viewing without hearing that gut-wrenching song.
#6 Billy Mays & The ShamWow Guy - Don't be surprised if two giant balls of fire randomly fall from the sky and kill both of them in the next six weeks. It's a called karma.


   

#5 The Old Navy "SuperModelquins" - Old Navy has always gone out of their way to make the most annoying commercials on the planet, but the "Supermodelquins" campaign might be the worst one yet. I'd actually give them some credit if the manequins talked like a bunch of Generation Y assholes while they talked about how Old Navy's clothes are the exact same clothes you could've bought at American Eagle in 1997.