Practice Makes Perfect
The 10 Most Insane NBA Practice Shots Caught On Camera
For decades, alien conspiracy theorists have argued that the world's greatest athletes are, in fact, aliens. If this is true, then aliens must be huge fans of the NBA which means we might see the world's first interstellar NBA championship series in the next five years where Lebron and the Cleveland Cavaliers face off against the Ooogbaa Centroids and their star player Moopy McSchloopy. And during the NBA chamionship trophy presentation, David Stern's face will open to reveal a tiny lizard named "Sternbacca" who will announce that he is the ruler of the universe. Makes perfect sense to me.
#10 Ray Allen's Behind-The-Back Half Court Shot - This might be my favorite Ray Allen moment of all time besides one particular scene he had with Rosario Dawson in He Got Game. I'm not saying which scene is my favorite but it involved Rosario Dawson and a bed.
#9 Chris Webber Gets More Half Court Bounce To The Ounce - Ah, the good old Chris Webber days. Back when he screwed up a national title for the University of Michigan, the Sacremento Kings were kinda relevant and the world was under the impression that Tyra Banks was mentally stable.
#8 Andre Iguodala Goes Off The Wall - Am I the only one who still doesn't know what a "76er" is? I think it might have something to do with that whole Declaration of Independence thing, but I believe it's somehow related to a fat guy who ate 76 cheesesteaks in an hour.
#7 Steve Nash Kicks It In From Halfcourt - Nash really should spend the next 2-3 years playing soccer and dating a Spice Girl. Wait, didn't he already do that?
#5 Chris Paul Makes It Off The Roof - A shot that would make Kendall Gill, Larry Johnson, Johnny Newman and J.R. Reid proud.
#4 Superman's Full Court Practice Hook Shot - Apparently Stan Van Gundy celebrated this shot by eating an entire block of gorgonzola cheese and drinking a gallon of blue cheese dressing.
