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The 10 Worst National Anthems Of All Time

The "Star Spangled Banner" has had a great run as our national anthem, but it's time for America to move on. James Brown's "Living In America" or Trey Parker and Matt Stone's "America F*ck Yeah" are way better songs and they'd get sports fans far more energized prior to any sporting event. It should also be mandatory for people who sing our new national anthem to bong a beer after they're done, but once step at a time.


#10 Preacher Commits A National Anthem Sin - After this he went straight to purgatory and wasn't allowed to listen to Michael W. Smith for a week.

#9 Hillary Clinton Can't Sing Either - In case you were wondering what it sounds like when Satan sings the national anthem.

#8 Michael Bolton Forgets The Lyrics - So the mullet was the source of his power!

 

 

#7 Cuba Gooding Sr. Isn't As Good As It Gets - Apparently he's never heard of the phrase "quit while you're ahead."

#6 Maurice Cheeks Dishes Out The Greatest Assist Of His Career - I still thinks it's a shame that Maurice didn't name any of his kids "Butt."

   

#5 Police Officer Guilty Of A National Anthem Felony - We really should start arresting people for singing poorly in public.