Flight Club
The 15 Greatest Flight Of The Conchords Songs Of All Time
Flight of the Conchords are the musical pimps of our generation, lyrically making love to the women of the world song after song. They're a sexually charged combination of the Bosom Buddies meets Hall & Oates and their pens are truly mightier then their swords. Legend has it that their harmonic voices have been known to make women queef potpourri from miles away.
# 15 Foux Da Fa Fa - The song almost makes being French seem kind of cool.
#14 I'm Not Crying - I have personally never cried over a woman except for that one time in high school and that one time in college and that one time two years ago.
#13 A Kiss Is Not A Contract - A kiss may not be a contract, but a reach around sure as hell is.
#12 Mutha Uckers - In a day and age where regular swearing is becoming kinda boring, it's comforting to know that there will always be new ways to curse at people.
#11 Humans Are Dead - I still don't believe robots will take over the world. Ferrets might, but definitely not robots.
#10 Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring - They really are a lot like Frodo and Sam, minus all the homosexual tension.
#9 Sello Tape - Love is a lot like tape but it's also a lot like condoms. It's makes you dull, it's uncomfortable at times and it can be really suffocating ... but the constant sex is nice.
#8 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros - I think this was their analogy of the whole 50 Cent vs. Kanye thing.
#7 Bowie's In Space - It's kind of like if Pigs In Space had an absinthe orgy.
#6 Ladies Of The World - Every man's goal should be to have sex with one woman from every country in the world. Every man should also try and achieve a "50-fart Sunday."
#5 She's So Hot - I still think one of the best pickup lines of all time is, "don't worry, I'll pay for the abortions."
#4 If You're Into It - If you can memorize this song, it's probably the best way for you to ask a woman for some anal loving.
