The relationship between Megan Fox and the general public seemed to be going so well. We enjoyed watching her run from giant robots and looking at hot pictures of her on the internet. Then one day she decided to ruin everything by speaking, doing interviews and saying things like "I hate touching paper," "men are afraid of vaginas" and "I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now." While Megan may be dumber than a box of hair, I have to admit that I agree with her views on farts when she said, “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.” Actually now that I think about it, I wonder if it's possible for Megan Fox to surgically replace her voice box with a device that makes her speak in fart noises. Quick, somebody call Stephen Hawking!

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