Neon signs are basically the equivalent of bug zapper lights for humans. We can't explain why we're attracted to these bright light advertisements but we're helpless against their powers. And just like bug zapper lights, most neon signs are typically attracting us to things that can kill you like fast food, alcohol and strip clubs. Well, I guess you can't technically get killed by a strip club but they can kill your bank account and your marriage.

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