Nobody likes to die. It sucks because you don't get to find out who wins a lot of major sports championships that year and you miss out on the next exciting taste-explosion flavor of Doritos. You also crap your pants unintenionally and these creepy mortuary people put you in a fancy box and cover you in dirt. Personally, I'm just hoping one of these after life theories pans out and they have Direct TV wherever I go next.

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And don't forget to check out the series final of legendary horror film director Roger Corman's new online horror series "Splatter" starring Corey Feldman. The final episode of Corman's Splatter series premieres online today and for the first time ever, the fans got to choose which character died. And hey, worst case scenario you get to watch Corey Feldman shoot himself in the head which is something we've all wanted to see for years.

 

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