A lot of people tend to believe in fate or karma, but I'm not one of them. Fate and karma are simply excuses for dumbass human behavior and decisons. Bad things also don't happen to people because mercury is in retrograde or because they were born under a bad sign. They happen because most people are morons. For example, just the other day I purchased a delicious bottle of chocolate Nesquick that was expired but I didn't realize that until after I took the first horrifying sip. This didn't happen because of bad karma, this happened because I was dumb enough to purchase a dairy item at 7-11. You see what I'm saying here?

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