The 33 Funniest Classified Ads Of All Time

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Every time you get involved with classified ads, you're putting your life in danger. This is because the people that typically place classified ads are either some angry old man trying to get rid of his Chevy Nova that leaks oil or some redneck who's trying to sell their canoe to pay for another abortion. And I still don't understand why they called them "classified" ads? Doesn't classified mean that you want to keep something secret?
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Nikon D700..700usd,BOLD 9700 Nikon D5000…600usd HTC HD2 Nikon D3x.1,200usd
written by eBuyStore, February 11, 2010
BlackBerry Bold 9700 $300
BlackBerry Storm2 9520 $260
BlackBerry Storm2 9550 $260
BlackBerry Curve 8520 $250
Blackberry Tour 9630 $240

Nikon D300s Digital SLR..$920
Nikon D700..$700
Nikon D5000…$600
Nikon D3x. $1,200

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For Sale Apple iPhone 3GS 32 GB UNLOCKED
written by maurice Lyons, February 13, 2010
General 2G Network GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 3G Network HSDPA 850 / 1900 / 2100 Size Dimensions 115.5 x 62.1 x 12.3 mm Weight 135 g Display Type TFT capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors Size 320 x 480 pixels, 3.5 inches - Multi-touch input method - Accelerometer sensor for auto-rotate - Proximity sensor for auto turn-off - Scratch-resistant surface Sound Alert types Vibration; Downloadable polyphonic, MP3 ringtones Speakerphone Yes - 3.5 mm headset jack Memory Phonebook Practically unlimited entries and fields, Photocall Call records 100 received, dialed and missed calls Internal 16 GB/ 32 GB storage, 256 MB RAM Card slot No Data GPRS Yes EDGE Yes 3G HSDPA, 7.2 Mbps WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11b/g Bluetooth Yes, v2.1 with A2DP, headset support only Infrared port No USB Yes, v2.0 Camera Primary 3.15 MP, 2048x1536 pixels, autofocus Features Touch focus, geo-tagging Video Yes, VGA@30fps, video geo-tagging Secondary No Features OS iPhone OS (based on Mac OS) CPU ARM Cortex A8 600 MHz, PowerVR SGX graphics Messaging SMS (threaded view), MMS, Email Browser HTML (Safari) Radio No Games Downloadable, incl. motion-based Colors Black, White GPS Yes, with A-GPS support Java No - Digital compass - Google Maps - Audio/video player - TV-out - Voice command/dial Battery Standard battery, Li-Ion Stand-by Up to 300 h Talk time Up to 12 h (2G) / Up to 5 h (3G) Music play Up to 30 h Misc SAR US 0.26 W/kg (head) 0.79 W/kg (body) SAR EU 0.45 W/kg (head) 0.40 W/kg (body)
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written by yareyh, February 19, 2010
Wearing MBT shoes provides many pro-body benefits: this is the result of an increasing number of international studies supporting the numerous health benefits of the "anti-shoe ".
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Selling Nikon D700 + Nikon AF-S VR 24-120mm lens $1500
written by JOHN RICHMAN, March 05, 2010
DIGITCORP We Sell Brand New Nikon Cameras/Canon Cameras/Sony Camcorder & Digital Cameras/Apple Iphone 3GS/Apple Mac Book/Apple Ipod Touch Packed And
Sealed In Manufacture Box With 1 Year International Warranty From Manufacture Company In US/Japan:

Shipment Is Through/DHL/FEDEX/USPS Express Shipment Within 48hs Safe Delivery With Phone Call Confirmation From The Shipping Company With The Specific Delivery Time:

Call For Inquiries Or Place Order via Email Address:

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Buy 2 Get 1 Free Apple ipod Touch 32GB
Buy 1 Free Shipment:
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Brand new Nikon D90 for sale at just $650 USD

Package Content:

1 Nikon D90 DSLR Camera
1 EN-EL3e Rechargeable Battery
1 MH-18a Quick Charger
1 DK-5 Eyepiece Cap1 DK-2
1 Rubber Eyecup
1 UC-E4 USB Cable
1 EG-D2 Audio Video Cable
1 AN-DC1 Camera Strap
1 BM-10 LCD Monitor Cover
1 Body Cap
1 BS-1 Accessory Shoe Cover
1 Software Suite CD-ROM

Brand New Nikon D700 for sale at just $1500 USD


Package Content:

1 Nikon D700 Digital SLR Camera Body
1 Nikon 24-120mm F/3.5-5.6G ED-IF VR Lens
1Rechargeable Li-ion Battery EN-EL3e
1 Quick Charger MH-18a
1 USB Cable UC-E4
1 Cable EG-D100
1 Camera Strap AN-D700
1 Body Cap BF-1A
1 Accessory Shoe Cover BS-1
1 LCD Monitor Cover BM-9
1 Software Suite CD-ROM

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