It's hard not to feel bad for statues. They have to stand in one place their whole lives doing the same stupid pose. They never get to travel, they can't drink or do drugs and birds constantly poop on them. Sometimes humans let their emotions and their hormones get the best of them when they see these sad statues and they decide to give them the gift of their bodies. Now some may call these sexual acts unnatural, but you really stop and think about it, having sex with statues isn't all that different from having sex with a lot of humans out there.