According to a recent survery, the average video game player plays video games about 14 hours per week and 65% of American households currently play video games on a daily basis. Of those people polled, 23% claimed they were "addicted" to video games while the other 77% claimed they actually touched a bra once but were unable to unhook it. Now I don't know what all of this means, but I think it means that women need to start stepping up their game it they want to maintain the attention of the male population of the United States over the next 20 years. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go play some Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and eat a bunch of jalapeno poppers.