Did you know that beetles supposedly taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts and worms taste like fried bacon? If this is true it means that the major worm coporations of America have been lying to us for years. But what's their motivation? Why would they try and hide the fact that worms taste like delicous fried bacon from the American public? Luckily there's a sexy female bluejay right outside my window right now, so I'm going to offer her some vodka-covered bird seed and get to the bottom of this.