We've all heard the joke about the dog that was so ugly that they shaved its butt and taught it to walk backwards, but did you know that there was a dog born in China with eight legs named "Spiderdog?" While Spiderdog understood that "with eight paws comes great responsibility," he threw away his potential career as a dog superhero because he got married to a poodle who didn't tell him she was neutered until after the wedding. This sent Spiderdog into a deep state of depression that he never recovered from and now he's an assistant manager at Petsmart who lives in a tiny one-bedroom dog house in Queens.