Well attractive ladies and gentlemen, this is my final post as I embark on yet another Thanksgiving adventure. Remember that Thanksgiving is the one time of the year that it's acceptable to unbutton your pants in front of a large group of people and pour gravy in your underwear, so make sure you take advantage of it.  And if you think your Thanksgiving sucks at any point this year, just remember that there are redneck towns in America where they apparently drop turkeys from airplanes and other rednecks fight over it, so it could be worse.