With all of the ridiculous holidays we have these days, I see no reason why we can't have an "Man Baby Day" national holiday. Basically any man over the age of 21 is allowed to wear nothing but diapers all day while a woman hand feeds him from a bottle and cleans his diapers so he doesn't have to deal with the inconveninece of using the bathroom. Men are also legally allowed to throw food at people on Man Baby Day and bite complete strangers and blame it on "teething."