Just in case you need another reason to love bacon, I recently found out that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Now I'm no doctor, but I believe that means that the more bacon you eat, the longer your orgasms will last too. And while we're on the subject of bacon why is that nobody has invented a bacon cologne yet? Everybody loves the smell of bacon and there's no doubt it will make random women on the street want to roll around in mud with you.