Wednesday is the first legtitimate day of the week that the mass population starts to get completely wasted and barely make it to work the next day. Office workers believe Wednesday is called "Hump Day" because it means you've made it through to the middle of the work week and gotten "over the hump." Functioning alcholics call it "Humping Day" because it's the first night of the week they get really drunk and start looking for something to "hump." If you're looking for a new Wednesday "Humping Day" beverage to get you in the humping mood, I recommend Jack 'N Cream. It's a delicious blend of Jack Daniels and A&W Cream Soda that soothes the tasted buds and allows you to make several poor decisions. The best part about it is when girls ask you what you're drinking, you get to say "Jack 'N Cream."


Directions:
- Pour Jack Daniels into a glass until it's 3/4 full
- Fill the remaining space in the glass with A&W Cream Soda
- Consume beverage in less than ten minutes and repeat until the bottle is gone