Monday is usually the day that people try to recover from digstive system massacre that occurs after a weekend spent eating only the worst foods planet Earth has to offer. If you have no regard for your health or the overall quality your intestinal lining then I recommend baking yourself some delicious Cheesburger Pie tonight. It'll make your colon beg for mercy while giving your skin that beautiful greasy glow.

Ingredients:

9" unbaked pastry shell
1 lb. ground beef
1/2 tsp. oregano
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/3 cup chopped onion
1/4 cup chopped green pepper
1/2 cup fine bread crumbs
1 can tomato sauce (71/2 oz.)
1 cup grated cheese
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. mustard
dash Worcestershire sauce

Directions:
Combine beef, spices, onion, green pepper, bread crumbs and tomato sauce. Pour into pie shell. Mix remaining ingredients together and sprinkle on top of cheeseburger pie. Bake for approx. 30 minutes at 400 degrees.