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Being rich, fat and doing naughty things with tons of hot women is the American dream and it's a dream realized by many professional baseball players over the years. Baseball is the only sport where fat people can become superstars and the fatter they get, the more powerful they become. Now if we can just find a way to create more professions in this country where being fat makes people more productive and helps stimulate the ecnomy. Wait a second, I've got it! We can create renewable energy source factories that feed fat people inordinate amount of foods and the more they eat, the more natural energy they create!* Our nation's financial and energy crisis is hereby solved in one fell swoop. You're welcome, President Obama.

*The natural energry source is human poo in case you were wondering.