There is no problem on this planet that can't be solved by puppies, french fries and firecrackers. For instance, let's say you enounter somebody who wants to kill you for no reason whatsoever... they're just mentally insane. Well, the first thing you do is let them pet your puppy. Then you offer them some french fries and while they're distracted petting your puppy and eating your french fries, you slip a firecracker in their back pocket and light it. If the firecracker doesn't work for some strange reason offer them your edible pizza underwear.