I don't think many people would argue the fact that turkey tastes way better than chicken and Thanksgiving dishes are some of the tastiest foods on the planet. So why is it that there's no national turkey and Thanksgiving side dishes fast food chain? It could be called Gobble Gobble and the "Turkey Neck" value meal would be both economically satisfying and guaranteed to put the whole family to sleep right after dinner. And what kid wouldn't love to play in mascot Tryptophan Terry's turkey farm playground where they could swim in a giant pool filled with gravy and jump on a gigantic bed made out of Stove Top stuffing.