A lot of people are freaked out by clowns which I kind of understand but not really. I am however completely on board with the people that are freaked out by ventriloquists. If you just take a second to think about the mental state that it takes in order to want to be a ventriloquist in the first place I think you'll understand where I'm coming from. Ventriloquists freak me out almost as much as people that wear shirts with rhinestones and people who eat black licorice.