Did you know that when Michael Bay was born he supposedly ran down the birth canal and dove out of his mother's uterus in slow motion followed by a huge afterbirth explosion. Michael Bay also reportedly wears special glasses which help him see everything and everyone in the real world exploding in CGI. Now if it's true that Michael Bay has the ability to fart in slow motion then he might be new personal hero... don't worry, I still think his movies suck.




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