There's being insane and then there's being "Ultimate Warrior" insane. Being Ultimate Warrior insane involves always referring to yourself in the third person while you walk around telling everyone how the god's above have injected you with the ultimate unpleasantries of the universe. If this seems confusing, you can also watch any P.Diddy interview or Snuggles Bear commercial and you should understand exactly what I'm talking about.





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