Today's links that will make your butt explode include the best Halloween costumes of 2009, 32 smoking hot Tokyo Auto show babes and 10 bizarre pieces of bacon art.



Jessica Chobot Is A Hotness Robot (Holy Taco)

The Best Halloween Costumes Of 2009 (I Am Bored)

Olivia Munn Looked Leggy Hot On Fallon (Popoholic)

PSA Tries To Protect Women Against Dutch Ovens (Whip It Out Comedy)

9 Board Games To Help Deal With The Recession (Maxim)

32 Smoking Hot Tokyo Auto Show Babes (The Chive)

Alicia Keys Gets Hot For The World Series (Extra Mustard)

Tera Lynn Shows Off Her Magical Camouflage Bikini (Gorillamask)

 


Hot Nurses And Bunnies Are The True Spirit Of Halloweeen (College Humor)

The 10 Funniest Sports Characters On TV (Bleacher Report)

This Is Why Girls In Glasses Is So Hot (Double Viking)

Two Buses Collide Head On And Split In Half (Nothing Toxic)

20 Awesome Dog And Baby Halloween Costumes (City Rag)

What Happens When You Bite A Police Officer (EJB)

The Midget A-Team Is The Ultimate Halloween Costume (Unreality Magazine)

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume (Babelgum)

The 9 Most Obnoxious Types Of Movie Watchers (Screen Junkies)




The 7 Hottest News Anchor Babes Of All Time (Bro Bible)

A Kitten Eats With Chopsticks??? (Super Tremendous)

The Ultimate Hot Ladies Database On The Interweb (FHM)

Tennessee Fan Loses His Mind After Missed Field Goal (Busted Coverage)

10 Bizarre Pieces Of Bacon Art (Big Stupid Idiot)

Sophie Monk Is A Hot Lady Bug For Halloween (Moe Jackson)

Emma Watson Is A Naughty Wizard (Celeb Jihad)

Miranda Kerr Bikini Photos Are Awesome (Linkiest)

Who Doesn't Like A Bikini Car Wash (Guyism)

If you wake up one morning and decide you want to be awesome it's easier to pull off then you might think. The first thing you have to do is give yourself a cool nickname. "Dr. Exalibur Turkey Stuffing" is my recommendation if you can't decide on a good one. Then you need to wear yellow rubber dish gloves and weight lifter pants every day until you decide to retire from a life of awesomeness. Now I should warn you that being extremely awesome does give you the ability to fly but the ability only surfaces when you do shots of mesquite barbecue sauce.

For centuries unintelligent and rather unattractive people have been allowed to breed freely which is why the world is starting to decline so rapidly. Now I'm not agreeing with the people who say that there should be laws against ugly human breeding because that's not the job of the government. If we want to get rid of the uglies we should start by getting rid of the grub worms that are in our soil because ugly people love grub worms. Another way to get rid of ugly is through ultrasonic devices. They create a high pitched sound that will make the ugly people think there is another ugly person in the area. Ugly people are very territorial. The only other way is through the use of Manwich covered poison that can be applied to the perimeter of ugly people's yards. However, if you see an ugly person carcass, you should place it in a plastic bag and throw it away because if your dog eats a poisoned ugly person they could become ill and die too.

Recent Manofest Galleries ...

- 30 Pro Athlete Halloween Costume Suggestions

- The 50 Hottest Daytime Soap Opera Babes Of All Time

- The 25 Most Ironic Photos On The Internet

- 20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names

- 25 Candies You Don't Want For Halloween

With all of the ridiculous holidays we have these days, I see no reason why we can't have an "Man Baby Day" national holiday. Basically any man over the age of 21 is allowed to wear nothing but diapers all day while a woman hand feeds him from a bottle and cleans his diapers so he doesn't have to deal with the inconveninece of using the bathroom. Men are also legally allowed to throw food at people on Man Baby Day and bite complete strangers and blame it on "teething."

Today's links that will make your butt explode include the funniest rollercoaster photos of all time, the hottest cartoon WAGs on TV and the 10 cruelest things men do to women.



Hot Girls In Bikinis Reenact The Big Lewbowski (Holy Taco)

Ninja Cat Takes Crap From No One! (I Am Bored)

Megan Fox Know How To Take Hot Pictures (Popoholic)

Being Married To A Vampire Sucks (Whip It Out Comedy)

The Hottest Cartoon WAGs On TV (Maxim)

30 Awesome Wednesday Photobombs (The Chive)

Minka Kelly's Hotness Returns To Friday Night Lights Tonight (Extra Mustard)

Heather Rae Is The Master Of Bikini Cleavage (Gorillamask)

 


The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos Of All Time  (College Humor)

Andre Agassi Admits To Meth Us And Fake Mullet? (Bleacher Report)

Crazy Phillies Fan Falls Off Moving Taxi (Nothing Toxic)

11 Awesome Celebrity Jack O' Lanterns (Becks.com)

3 Bikini Pool Babes For The Price Of 1 (Double Viking)

Rampage Jackson And Rashad Evans Know How To Talk Trash (Spike)

This Is Why Lightsabers Make Everything Cool (Unreality Magazine)

Sexy Halloween Nurses To The Rescue! (Babelgum)

Joanna Krupa Is The Hottest Dancing With The Stars Contestant Ever (Screen Junkies)




The 10 Cruelest Things Women Do To Men (Ask Men)

20 Examples Of "Going Green" Going Wrong (Super Tremendous)

Joanna Page Rocks The Decemeber Issue Of FHM (FHM)

Woman Busted Offering Sexual Favors For World Series Tickets On Craigslist (Busted Coverage)

20 Amazing Celebrity Mullets (Hollywood Fail)

Twighlight's Ashley Greene Looks Hot Doing Anything (Moe Jackson)

Hot Blonde Turned Into Zombie In Under A Minute (Sublime Directory)

The "Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Wife" Song (Linkiest)

January Jones Is Easily The Hottest Mad Men Babe (Guyism)

On average a human being spends two weeks of their entire lives waiting for traffic lights to change. It might also interest you to know that women spent more than $65 million on new cars and trucks, influence 80 percent of all new-car purchases, and bought 60 percent of new cars in 2009. Now I'm not sure what all of this means but I'm starting to think there's a definite correlation between women, cars and the fact that women tend to talk dirty in bed more than men do.




MORE MANLY STUFF...

The 10 Most Ridiculous Goatees In MLB (Bleacher Report)

Lindsay Lohan Shows Us Why Drugs Are Really Bad For You (EHOWA)

15 Celebrity Halloween Costume Look Alikes (Super Tremendous)

Let's Hope This Lovely Brunnette Woman Encounters A Bumpy Road (Chrudat)

BCS Monkeys Are Distracted By A Smoking Hot Secretary (Global Sports Fraternity)

Jessica Alba Looking Hotter Than Ever (Gorillamask)

It's tough deciding what to be for Halloween every year and it's extremely easy to make a disastrous Halloween costume decision. For every man or woman that manages to pull off the perfect Wilford Brimley costume, there's someone standing next to them wearing the worst Keebler Elf costume you've ever seen. Since athletes lead extremely stressful lives, I figured the least I could do was make their lives easier this year and give them some Halloween costume suggestions... for a better sports America.

Recent Manofest Galleries ...

- The 50 Hottest Daytime Soap Opera Babes Of All Time

- The 25 Most Ironic Photos On The Internet

- 20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names

- 25 Candies You Don't Want For Halloween

- 25 Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery

We're only four hours away for the opening tipoff of the 2009-10 NBA season and we're only four days away from the end of October which is "National Pizza Month" in America. Now if that isn't an excuse to lock yourself in your home and do nothing but eat pizza and watch basketball for the next 108 hours I don't know what is. Just tell your boss, family and friends you have that swine flu thing.