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If you consider yourself the Kenny Rogers of your town and you like hot girls wearing bikinis then Bet US, the world's leading online sportsbook, is the place for you. This weeks Bet US Super Mega Female is former Hawaiian Tropic model Jillian Beyor. Jillian is best known for being the 2008 Playboy Model of the Year and for appearing on the reality show Beauty and the Geek. Jillian tells Manofest that she loves it when a man picks his ears and wipes it on his jeans and her favorite Subway sandwich is "the one that has meat and that spicy orange Spanish sauce on it."





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It just occured to me that there's a simple solution to creating humans that can fly. If we supposedly have the ability to clone sheep at this point there's no reason to think that some really smart scientists can't mix parrot and human DNA to create the world's first flying human. If my calculations are correct we're only a few years away from dating hot parrot women and we can teach them to only speak swear words.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include a Hooters girl does a rodeo barstool trick, 8 roller coasters you need to ride before you die and a dude gets knocked out at a party with one punch.



25 Hilarious Roller Coaster Photos (Holy Taco)

Olivia Munn Shows Why You Shouldn't Date Vampires (I Am Bored)

Kate Beckinsale Is Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" (Popoholic)

20 Insane Pieces Of Fingernail Art (Whip It Out Comedy)

25 Hot Chicks With Plungers Keep It Classy (The Chive)

The 25 Funniest Sporstcenter Commercials Of All Time (Bleacher Report)

Hooters Girl Does A Rodeo Barstool Trick (FHM)

Lucy Pinder In A Sexy Bunny Outfit Is The Perfect Friday Snack (Gorillamask)

 

Extreme Pizza Eating!!! (College Humor)

8 Roller Coasters You Need To Ride Before You Die (Becks.com)

Do Not Disturb This Man When He's Eating Cookies (Double Viking)

The 10 Sexiest Crime Solvers On TV (Maxim)

It's Time To Meet SI Swimsuit Rookie 2009 Esti Ginzburg (Extra Mustard)

Dude Knocked Out With One Punch At Party (Nothing Toxic)

Apple Releases Revolutionary Computer With No Keyboard  (Babelgum)

This Is The Best Milk Commercial Ever (Unreality Magazine)

The Award For Messiest Apartment Of The Year Goes To... (Uncoached)




88 Ridiculously Hot Rollergirls (COED Magazine)

The 9 Most Annoying Commercial Jingles Of All Time (Super Tremendous)

The 20 Greatest Celebrity Mullets Of All Time (Hollywood Fail)

An Angry SUV Attacks A Starbucks (EJB)

Dexter Actress Julie Benz Is All Kinds Of Hot (Screen Junkies)

Karolina Kurkova Is Still One Of The Hottest Supermodels Ever (Moe Jackson)

Miley Cyrus Acting Naughty At Her Latest Concert (Celeb Jihad)

The 10 Greatest Sports Families Of All Time (Linkiest)

The 20 Hottest "Who Is That" Girls  (Blog Of Hilarity)

Over the last two years, the word blooper has completely been replaced by fail. I don't feel bad for the word blooper because when fail started to dominate it did nothing to challenge it or attempt to date fails sexy word girlfriend "noob." Noob is sexy because she's the hot younger sister of the word boob.

The best thing to do if you're having trouble in a relationship is ask yourself, "What would Chewbacca do?" For example, if you're girlfriend is being moody and whining about things that don't make any sense, respond to her with Chewbacca noises. The reason this works is that there's no clever comeback for Chewbacca noises... Chewbacca noises end all disputes. The same thing goes for women. If a man is lying on the couch and doesn't want to do anything, threaten to tear his arms off or shoot him with a crossbow and he should take you out to dinner in a matter of minutes.

 

With all due respect to Little Caesar's and their succulent Crazy Bread (don't even get me started on Papa John's pizza slop), Domino's and Pizza Hut are the undisputed kings of pizza delivery. The question is... who is truly better? This is a question that has plagued me on many a hungover Saturday so I decided to do a little investigative reporting regarding this mythical pizza mystery. After tons of eating research over the last week, I believe I have finally determined who the winner is of the "Battle for Middle-Earth Pizza Delivery." I also have to take a dump the size of a small Amish family.