Women supposedly talk three times as much as a men and I think it's because men think about sex every 52 seconds while women only think about it once a day. Now if we can somehow find a way to convince advertisers and media companies to bombard female advertising and programming with hidden sexual innuendo over the next 2-3 years so that they think about sex every 53 seconds, we might finally get men and women on the same "lots of sex and no taking" page. Now I know this has nothing to do with these epic logo fails, but I figured it was better than writing something like, "We sure do live in a crazy world and sometimes people make crazy mistakes. I mean seriously folks, what were these logo designers thinking?"

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The good folks at Jim Beam recently kicked off  their “Salute Soldiers with the Spirit of America” program designed to welcome home the troops returning from tours of duty and support those still on duty overseas by giving them and their friends memorable experiences throughout the year. If you are 21 years of age, you can nominate service members for a chance to win VIP, legendary experiences at a high-profile sports or music events. And if you're you're in the mood for a delicious cocktail tonight, I highly recommend drinking a "Beam & Beer" (that's a Jim Beam and A&W root beer).

World of Warcraft is the best game ever and anybody who argues that claim is a total stupid face. It has the best monsters, the players have the best magical potions and the swords are super sharp that can kill any demon. The best part about the game is the hot warrior chicks. They all have big pointy hooters and they like to do dirty dances if you give them your pearl necklace laser choker slippers. So if you ever want to join my guild search for my character Lady Spitsalotta McButtfarts. She has the ability to morph Zagmar dragons into meat lupus paste and her dangle fingers are impossible to defend.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include 25 awesome bumper stickers, 8 commercials that might make you cry and the 20 best Twitter pickup lines.


The 10 Best Secret Menu Items At Chain Restaurants (Mental Floss)

This Is Why People Hate Facebook (I Am Bored)

Megan Fox's New Armani Underwear Ad Is Holy Crap Hot! (Popoholic)

The 9 Best Vomit Scenes In Movie History (Screen Junkies)


25 Pics Of Shaq's Alleged Mistress Dominica Wrestling (Total Pro Sports)

Jennifer Aniston Finally Gets Stuffed In A Trunk (Hollywood Fail)

Genevieve Morton Is The 2010 SI Swimsuit "Rookie of the Year" (Extra Mustard)

Danni Is A Damn Sexy Businesswoman (Gorillamask)

 



25 Awesome Bumper Stickers (College Humor)

A 10 Step Guide To Breaking Up With A Girl (Bro Bible)

The 100 Funniest Sports Photos Of All Time (Super Tremendous)

Storm Troopers Are Just Like Us (Attuworld)

Holy Mesmerizing Cleavage, Batman! (Double Viking)

8 Commercials That Might Make You Cry (Unreality Magazine)

The 10 Greatest Fat Movie Cops Of All Time (Maxim)

Will Ferrell Answers Internet Questions (Babelgum)

16 Delicious "Wafflewich" Recipes  (City Rag)




Gry Arnestead Lingerie Pics Are Good For The Prostate (Linkiest)

Beyonce Looking Hot In Brazil (FHM)

The 20 Best Twitter Pickup Lines (Made Men)

The 6 Most Gratuitously Cleavaged Women On TV (Cracked)

CNN Gets Pranked Really Bad (Heavy)

Denise Richards Talks About Funbags (The Gum)

Katie Holmes Looks Like A Zombie (Moe Jackson)

Crazed Super Bowl Guy Goes Crazy On Miami Police (Busted Coverage)

7 Ways People Are Obnoxious While Exercising (Guyism)

I will always remember the movies of the 2000s as the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the fall of the Star Wars franchise and the decade that Jessica Biel, Katie Holmes, Anne Hathaway, Mischa Barton, Halle Berry, Shannyn Sossamon and Christina Ricci finally took the "no shirt or bra" Nestea movie plunge. As for the movies of the 2010s... well, the ball is in your court Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel Bilson, Christina Hendricks,  Emma Watson, Katherine Heigl, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Kristen Bell, Lacey Chabert, Megan Fox and Evangeline Lilly.

I've never considered myself much of a literary man because I decided a long time ago that looking at pictures and watching videos is way more fun than reading words. I can honestly say that the last book I ever read for enjoyment from start to finish was in the 7th grade and it was a gut-wrenching experience. I am however proud to report that the book was called "The Sign of The Beaver." I think it was about this white kid who's in the forrest for some reason and he bumps into this Indian guy who shows him how to be an Indian and do cool Indian stuff. I'm not 100% sure though because the book was really boring and I wasn't paying attention while I was reading it.

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Since it's basically Antarctica all over the country, I figured it was time to warm everybody up this hump day with some Penguin cocktails. The Penguin is a delicious blend of vodka, lemon lime juice, Sprite and Blue Curacao that will turn your nesting area into your average penguin mating season party. It'll also make you and your friends want to go skinny dipping in a frozen lake, but I wouldn't do that if I were you.

The easiest way to deal with people who are being whiny, immature and unreasonable is to start talking to them like Beaker from The Muppets. The reason this works is because there is no good comeback for Beaker noises. Making Beeaker noises forces a person realize how stupid and childish they're being at any particular moment and they stop their moronic behavior almost immediately. Either that or they punch you in the face and urinate on your car.