Office jobs must've been horrifying before the days of YouTube. Back in 2005 BY (Before YouTube) people supposedly forwarded each other funny jokes that forced you to scroll for 30 seconds before you even got to the joke and once you read it the joke wasn't even funny. Thanks to YouTube, email jokes are a thing of the past and the average office worker can spend 4-6 hours a day watching and sharing YouTube videos with their friends while they manage to do just enough work so they don't get fired. I've also heard that YouTube is the cure for Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include 20 tasteless store and street signs, the best jheri curls in pro sports history and 25 swesome futuristic cars.



Patricia De Leon Is One Of The Hottest Brunettes You've Seen In A While (Holy Taco)

20 Tasteless Store And Street Signs (I Am Bored)

Eva Mendes Is Smoking Hot As Usual (Popoholic)

The 10 Best Jheri Curls In Pro Sports History (Bleacher Report)

Emmanuelle Chriqui Scorches The Red Carpet (Ask Men)

Spiderman Gets It On With Office Worker's Wife (Whip It Out Comedy)

An Awesome Collection Of Hot Twins... Bet You Can't Look At Just One (Epic Carnival)

Michelle McCurry's Cleavage Is The Real Guitar Hero (Gorillamask)

 

The 15 Greatest Human Wrecking Balls Caught On Camera (College Humor)

Keeley Hazell Has A New Calendar And It's Delicious (Attuworld)

Italian Race Car Crashes Into Spectators! (Nothing Toxic)

The 10 Hottest Women Of Fall TV (Maxim)

A Girl Uses Her Cleavage As A Tool Box (Double Viking)

25 Awesome Futuristic Motorcycles (Super Tremendous)

Denise Richards Talks About Her Funbags (Babelgum)

The 7 Hottest Women Of Food Television (Uncoached)

30 Ridiculous Celebrity Fan Tattoos (Screen Junkies)




Katy Tur Is One Hot Weather Girl (Asylum)

A Drunk Fan Scores A Goal At A Soccer Game (EJB)

The 9 Funniest Movie Cameos Of Celebrities Playing Themselves (Hollywood Fail)

Isabella Syrek Is A Sexy Boxer (Sublime Directory)

Anne Coulter Drops The "P-Bomb" On Live TV (Linkiest)

Courtney Cox In Her Bra And Panties On "Cougar Town" (Moe Jackson)

Eliza Dushku's New Photoshoot Is Smoking Hot (Celeb Jihad)

Watching Hot Girls Play The Violin Is Hot (Chru Dat)

The Top SNL Characters From The 90's (Blog Of Hilarity)

It's amazing how much talking like Arnold Schwarzenegger can cheer a person up. Talking like Arnold Schwarzenegger is also the perfect way to break the ice on a first date. Personally, I just hope Arnold stops messing around with this whole "Governor of California" nonsense so he can finally make his movie opus "Planet Schwarzenegger." It's basically a war movie where he plays an entire civilization of Arnold Schwarzenegger's fighting against each other.

It's Time To Play Female Celebrity "Who'd You Rather?" (Bleacher Report)

Can You Handle 82 Photos Of Keeley Hazell (FHM)

7 Beers You Need To Try Before You Die (COED Magazine)

25 Awesome Dirty Car Window Drawings (Holy Taco)

The 14 Greatest Obama Photoshop'd Photos Of All Time (The Chive)

The 30 Strangest Cars In The World (Super Tremendous)

The relationship between Megan Fox and the general public seemed to be going so well. We enjoyed watching her run from giant robots and looking at hot pictures of her on the internet. Then one day she decided to ruin everything by speaking, doing interviews and saying things like "I hate touching paper," "men are afraid of vaginas" and "I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now." While Megan may be dumber than a box of hair, I have to admit that I agree with her views on farts when she said, “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.” Actually now that I think about it, I wonder if it's possible for Megan Fox to surgically replace her voice box with a device that makes her speak in fart noises. Quick, somebody call Stephen Hawking!

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I think it might be time for an extravagant dog-themed show like Cirque du Soleil in Las Vegas that you can bring your dog to. It should be called "Bark Bark Woof Woof" and star famous celebrity dog look-alikes like Lassie, Benji and Yorkie Doodle Dandy. Sure some might see taking their dog to Vegas as a risky proposition but I'm all for it because dogs understand that wherever you poop on the floor in Vegas stays in Vegas.