Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:28
I think it's time for the men's underwear companies to introduce a male cup size system so we can start bragging about our cup sizes to women. Can you imagine walking up to a girl at a bar and telling her that you wear 36DD underwear. That chick and her ugly friend would go home with you faster than you can say "pork tenderloin."



 
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:24


Today's links that will make your butt explode include 8 cheerleaders that will make you root for the other team, the best hangover cures known to man and the 12 hottest female sports uniforms.


 Rosie Jones Will Make You Say "Mama!" (Holy Taco)

The Formula For A Successful Stripper (I Am Bored)

Eva Mendes Shows Off Her Bodacious Curves (Popoholic)

Introducing The New And Improved Keyboard Cat! (Heavy)
17 Hot Babes With Tattoos (The Chive)

11 Ways To Screw Up Making Love (Whip It Out Comedy)

Amanda Righetti Is Your Lovely Lady Of The Day (Extra Mustard)

Kelly Brook Is Britain's Bustiest Babe (Gorillamask)

 



The 48 Funniest Cat Videos On The Internet (College Humor)

25 Extremely Sexy Boxing Babes (Bro Bible)

 The 15 Weirdest Statues In The World (Super Tremendous)

Fan Attacks Backup Goalie! (Total Pro Sports)

The Best Secret Bars In London And New York (Becks.com)

Meet The University Of Alabama's Hottest Babe (Double Viking)

This Is Why Women Don't Play Video Games (Unreality Magazine)

Maxim Reveals Their Hottest Blondes (Maxim)

The 10 Funniest Matt Damon Moments Of All Time (Comedy.com)

Farting On People In Times Square Is Fun (City Rag)






Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Are Good For The Soul (Linkiest)

 Rosie Whiteley Is Victoria Secret's Latest Bombshell (FHM)

The Best Hangover Cures Known To Man (Ask Men)

The Handsome Men's Club Outtakes Will Give You A Hernia  (The Netwerk)

War Hero Obsessed With Farts (Hollywood Fail)

CNN Is Obsessed With Facebook Addiction (Cracked)


Olivia Wilde's GQ Photo Shoot Is Better Than Awesome (Moe Jackson)

The 12 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms (Guyism)

Jeremy Shockey's New Girlfriend Is Smoking Hot (Busted Coverage)
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:08
The one major lesson I learned from this weekend is that there are hot busty girls in the world who wear sport bras on a Saturday night. My problem with this is that when they do this, they're completely misrepresenting themselves to the world and robbing us of their special gift. I also learned that when girls do this, it makes it nearly impossible to guess their bra size on the first guess.
 

 
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 14 March 2010 15:17

Public Enemies
The 10 Funniest Public Access Prank Calls Of All Time

I truly feel sorry for the kids of today because they missed out on the golden age of prank calling. Thanks to cell phones and caller ID it's extremely difficult for them to anonymously order 40 pizzas to their sworn enemies house and prank call their local Walmart on a Friday night without getting caught. It's also impossible for them to prank call their friends hot mom on a lonely Saturday night and talk dirty to her and that is a tragedy.

 


#10 Public Access Psychic Gets Mercilessly Pranked - And the amazing thing is he couldn't foresee these prank calls coming.
 

 
 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Friday, 12 March 2010 13:01
Thanks to Twitter and Hot Pockets, we're only about two years away from people communicating purely in grunting noises. I think it's long overdue and the human race should've stopped using words decades ago. All words do is complicate things and force us to hide our primal urges. And just imagine how great it would be to live in a world where you can go to Denny's and order pancakes by pointing at them on the menu and making caveman noises while you pour maple syrup on your crotch. That's the kind of world I want to live in.



 
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Thursday, 11 March 2010 21:16


Today's links that will make your butt explode include the origin of that's what she said explained, the meanest marriage proposal ever and He-Man talks about a fight with Skeletor.



 Emily Blunt Shows Off Her Chest Thingamerbobbers (Holy Taco)

The Best Newspaper Headline You'll Read All Day (I Am Bored)

Olivia Munn's Cleavagey Maxim Outtakes (Popoholic)

The 9 Greatest Celebrity Death Rumors (Screen Junkies)
The 10 Worst Parents On TV (Comedy.com)

 The 10 Funniest Moments In Muppet Show History (Super Tremendous)

Brooklyn Decker Wins The 2010 SI Swimsuit Issue Bracket (Extra Mustard)

The Amazing Aliens Movie Rap (Gorillamask)

 



The Meanest Marriage Proposal Ever (College Humor)

Weird Green People Appear On Vancouver News (Total Pro Sports)

Simona Halep Is The Bustiest Tennis Player Ever (Bro Bible)

He-Man Talks About A Fight He Had With Skeletor (The Netwerk)

How To Make All Of Your Photos 3D! (Becks.com)

Staring At Cleavage Is Good For You (Double Viking)

The 10 Funniest Modern Warefare 2 Kills To Date (Unreality Magazine)

21 Awesome Butter Sculptures (Maxim)

The 11 Greatest Parodies Of We Are The World (Hollywood Fail)

Cats Stuck In Celebrity Cleavage! (City Rag)




Lauren Lacey Bikini Pics Are The Perfect Afternoon Snack (Linkiest)

 Ella Is FHM's Girlfriend Upgrade Of The Month (FHM)

Grace Park Is Battlestar Galactica's Sexiest Babe (Ask Men)

Miley Cyrus Likes The Ladies (Celeb Jihad)

7 Celebrities With Badass Careers You Didn't Know About (Cracked)

The Origin Of "That's What She Said" Explained! (Whip It Out Comedy)

Hot Chicks With Long Faces Showdown (Moe Jackson)

Meet British Babe Sasha Jackson (Busted Coverage)

9 Comedy Movie Quotes That Need To Be Retired (Guyism)
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Thursday, 11 March 2010 21:06
The best weekends usually start when you have no idea what you're going to do on Friday night, especially when you tell people that you're going to "relax" on Friday night and "take it easy this weekend." These are usually the weekends that you end up hooking up with a girl who has the same name as your sister, but fortunately you couldn't remember her name when you hooked up with her and you found out after the fact. And don't you just love those farts that sound like a rat being eaten by a fatter rat who has a severe gas problem?

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Written By: The Man Posted On: Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:35

Fat Fat Revolution
The 10 Greastest Moments In Fat Guy Dancing History

Watching thin people dance is boring as hell. There's nothing cool about it because they don't have any excess body fat to giggle around or a major booty to shake and that's what real dancing is all about. I mean, I can honestly sit here and say that I've never watched an episode of Dancing With The Stars in my life, but if there was a Fat Dancing With The Stars I'd be all over it.
 


#10 Fat Guy Dances To "My Hump" - And it's amazing how much he looks exactly like Fergie at certain points throughout this video.