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The 10 Funniest Sideline Reporter Bloopers In Sports History

Written By: The Man Posted On: Monday, 02 November 2009 13:46

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The 10 Funniest Sideline Reporter Bloopers In Sports History

It's pretty apparent that sports network executives had an epiphany about ten years ago. They decided that since sideline sports reporters have nothing important to say, they might as well be attractive women. What started out as a sexy experiment with Melissa Stark and Lisa Guerrero on Monday Night Football quickly morphed into a plethora of sexy ladies roaming the sidelines including Erin Andrews, Jill Arrington, Lisa Dergen, Samantha Steele, Ines Sainz, Ashley Russell and Heidi Watney. Now if we can just figure out a way to convince more colleges and sports franchises to make their mascots show a little more skin, we'll really be onto something.

#10 Cute Soccer Sideline Reporter Hit In The Head - Sadly, this horrendous tragedy could've been avoided had she worn a mesh bikini.

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The Man's Monday Man Food: The Fatty Melt

Written By: The Man Posted On: Monday, 02 November 2009 13:36

If you feel like your small intestine is taking up way too much space in your stomach and want to destroy it, I recommend making yourself a delicious "Fatty Melt" sandwich this evening. The bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich buns should incinerate the lining of your transverse colon while the four-ounce beef patty and eight strips of bacon should completely melt your duodenum by the end of the week. Basically it's the perfect dinner if you want to start making your chin disappear.

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Soccer Reporter Gets Clobbered

Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 01 November 2009 20:13

I think we should all take a moment of silence and pay tribute to sideline reporters, because without them we would be lost during the course of a game. Without them we'd never know that a team trainer reportedly said that an injured players return was "questionable" and we'd have absolutely no idea that a coaches plan is to "make some halftime adjustments and try to turn this thing around in the second half." We'd also never know what was running through an athletes mind during a big play and God would never get thanked for making everything in sports possible.

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Today's Links That Will Make Your Butt Explode

Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 01 November 2009 20:12

Today's links that will make your butt explode include 25 freaky crop circles, the 10 funniest moments from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and the 15 greatest pro athlete candy bars of all time.

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The 51 Greatest Kid Fails Of All Time (I Am Bored)

Crazy Philles Fan Falls Off Moving Car (Nothing Toxic)

Holly Madison Is The Master Of Cleavage (Popoholic)

Hot Halloween Nurses Save Halloween (Whip It Out Comedy)

This Hot Brunette Model Is Almost Perfect (The Chive)

The Weirdest Names In The History Of College Basketball (Extra Mustard)

Jamie Villamore Is The Ultimate Blonde Mercedes Babe (Gorillamask)

The 10 Hottest Girl Group Halloween Costumes Of All Time (College Humor)

The Hottest NBA Cheerleaders Of All Time (Bleacher Report)

Top 10 Celebrity Women Who "Grow On You" (Becks.com)

This Is What Hot Girls In Purple Bikinis Is All About (Double Viking)

The 10 Best Moments From It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Unreality Magazine)

Charlize Theron Likes Kissing Girls (City Rag)

The Final Season Of Lost Teaser Trailer Has Arrived (Screen Junkies)

Odette Yustmann Is One Of The Hottest Musicians Alive (Babelgum)

Battlestar Galactica Babes Rock The November Issue Of Maxim (Maxim)

The 10 Hottest Female Celebrities Conquered By Derek Jeter (COED Magazine)

The 15 Greatest Pro Athlete Candy Bars Of All Time (Super Tremendous)

Proof That The End Of The World Is Almost Here (FHM)

Jenn Brown Is The Latest ESPN College Football Babe (Busted Coverage)

The 15 Biggest Losers On Craigslist (Big Stupid Idiot)

Leighton Meester Is America's Hottest Gossip Girl (Moe Jackson)

Megan Fox Gets Her Daisy Dukes On (Celeb Jihad)

Miranda Kerr Lingerie Photos Never Hurt Nobody (Linkiest)

The Girls Are "Easy" On Halloween Song (EJB)

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Don't Cheat On Your Cat

Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 01 November 2009 20:03

Did you know that the more you burp, the less you fart? It'll also interest you to know that yawning is one of the most conatgious human behaviors known to man. Before you finish reading this sentence, you're going to be tempted to yawn and now that you're thinking about it, it's almost a guarantee that you'll yawn in the next three minutes. And while you're yawning, I dare you to try and figure out why they don't frost both sides of a Frosted Mini-Wheat.

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Manu Ginobili Is The Real Batman

Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 01 November 2009 19:52

After years of extensive brain function thinking, I think I have determined that bats are practically identical to human prostitues. Think about it, both bats and prostitutes sleep during the day and "feed" at night. Not to mention the fact that the average lifespan of a bat is approximately twenty years and if you compare bat years versus human prostitute years that sounds about right. I also believe that many humans are direct descendants of camels. While I have no direct evidence to back this claim, my thesis paper entitle "Humans And Camels And Why We Both Yearn For Humps" should be published by the end of the year.

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The 75 Worst Record Album Covers Of All Time

Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 01 November 2009 18:31

While an album cover is meant to to convey the artistic inspiration of a musician, they often tend to reveal their deepest and darkest erotic secrets. Sure there have been some iconic album covers over the years, but most of them end up being some sort of homo-erotic metaphor that looks like it was taken by an Olan Mills glamour photographer with a severe case of dementia and piles. Speaking of which, I could sure go for a Reuben sandwich right about now.

CLICK HERE TO SEE 74 MORE HORRIFYING ALBUM COVERS

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Ewoks Know How To Party

Written By: The Man Posted On: Friday, 30 October 2009 13:49

Well ladies and gentleman, this is my final post as I embark on yet another weekend of Halloween debauchery. My advice for the dudes of the world is to make sure you have candy on you at all times so you can ask girls if they'd like to play a game called "Trick or Teet." Ladies, your job is to make fun of everybody who's dressed as Micheal Jackson, Billy Mays and The Joker. Now if we all work together and use orange glow-in-the-dark condoms, we can make Halloween 2009 the greatest Halloween ever! And I must say that Al Roker dressed as Han Solo is one of the freakiest things I have ever seen.