Sure we all had cartoon crushes on She-Ra, Daphne from Scooby Doo and Smurfette growing up, but none of them even came close to the the naughty cartoon fetish started by Jessica Rabbit. Suddenly men of the world realized that cartooon babes could be naughty lounge singers with a rack capable of curing polio and ending world hunger. Jessica Rabbit also taught the world that best way to get hot chicks is to act like an annoying rabbit.

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If you're stomach is annoyed with you because you fed it another crappy Monday lunch sandwich, satisfy its hunger with a tasty helping of bacon wrapped spare ribs. Not only do they allow you to eat your dinner like a Viking warrior, bacon wrapped spare ribs will also give you "question mark farts" by Tuesday evening at the latest. And in case you're wondering, question mark farts are farts that sound like your butt is asking you a question.

I wonder if it's possible for a single fart to change the course of human history forever? I also wonder if it's time to change bra sizes from a number and letter-based system to a more user-friendly word association methodology? And when are they going to finally come out with a fortune cookie cereal with edible fortunes? And why do people hate the word "moist" so much?

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Jaime Pressly Is Today's Hot Monday MILF (Holy Taco)

Stuffed Animals Get Massacred In Local Convenience Store (I Am Bored)

Scarlett Johansson Shows Off Some Cleavage Again (Popoholic)

Breakdancer Accidentally Kicks Cat Across The Yard! (Nothing Toxic)

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Jazmin Is Your Incredibly Cute Brunette College Girl Of The Day (College Humor)

The Top 10 NFL Collapses Since 1990 (Bleacher Report)

How To Open A Beer With Newspaper (Becks.com)

Holy Aerial Photo Cleavage, Batman! (Double Viking)

The 10 Most Kickass Video Game Clowns (Unreality Magazine)

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Jessica Gomes In Lingerie Goes Well With Sunsets (Bro Bible)

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100 Fatigue Wearing Foxes Is The Ultimate Form Of Patriotism (COED Magazine)

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I think it's a shame that most people don't name their children after wild animals which is why I'm going to name my first son "Beaver" and my first daughter "Zipper." Now I know you're probably asking yourself right now, "Wait a minute, there isn't a animal species called Zipper?" Well, let me be the first to tell that they're very unfriendly with extremely sharp metal teeth and they always try to bite you when your pants are down. And I figure any kid named "Beaver" is going to grow up and be a millionaire athlete or celebrity because people named after inanimate objects always grow up to be famous.



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They say that being on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine is basically the media equivalent of doing it with two chicks at the same time. It also means that a lot of people think you're either really cool, really talented or really hot. And for the female musicians and celebrities who are lucky enough to grace the cover... well, it means that it's time for them to take their clothes off in a "tasteful" way.

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The climatic final episode of legendary horror film director Roger Corman's online horror series "Splatter" starring Corey Feldman is officially online today. Find out who survived in Corman's revolutionary Splatter series which allowed the fans to vote on which character dies in 3rd and final episode. It is undoubtedly one of the greatest performances in the legendary theatrical career of Corey Feldman... according to Corey Feldman.

Even though a sneeze travels out of your nose at speeds of over 100 m.p.h, I have full confidence that I will one day be able to sneeze with my eyes open... even if it involves duct tape. I will also create the world's first successful line of chain restaurant appetizer-scented clothing because I know everyone is tired of people smelling like soap. This poor girl sneezes about 20 times a minute which means she sneezes around 12,000 times every single day. And I swear I tried really hard not to laugh while I watched this video, I really did.