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With all of the ridiculous holidays we have these days, I see no reason why we can't have an "Man Baby Day" national holiday. Basically any man over the age of 21 is allowed to wear nothing but diapers all day while a woman hand feeds him from a bottle and cleans his diapers so he doesn't have to deal with the inconveninece of using the bathroom. Men are also legally allowed to throw food at people on Man Baby Day and bite complete strangers and blame it on "teething."

Today's links that will make your butt explode include the funniest rollercoaster photos of all time, the hottest cartoon WAGs on TV and the 10 cruelest things men do to women.



Hot Girls In Bikinis Reenact The Big Lewbowski (Holy Taco)

Ninja Cat Takes Crap From No One! (I Am Bored)

Megan Fox Know How To Take Hot Pictures (Popoholic)

Being Married To A Vampire Sucks (Whip It Out Comedy)

The Hottest Cartoon WAGs On TV (Maxim)

30 Awesome Wednesday Photobombs (The Chive)

Minka Kelly's Hotness Returns To Friday Night Lights Tonight (Extra Mustard)

Heather Rae Is The Master Of Bikini Cleavage (Gorillamask)

 


The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos Of All Time  (College Humor)

Andre Agassi Admits To Meth Us And Fake Mullet? (Bleacher Report)

Crazy Phillies Fan Falls Off Moving Taxi (Nothing Toxic)

11 Awesome Celebrity Jack O' Lanterns (Becks.com)

3 Bikini Pool Babes For The Price Of 1 (Double Viking)

Rampage Jackson And Rashad Evans Know How To Talk Trash (Spike)

This Is Why Lightsabers Make Everything Cool (Unreality Magazine)

Sexy Halloween Nurses To The Rescue! (Babelgum)

Joanna Krupa Is The Hottest Dancing With The Stars Contestant Ever (Screen Junkies)




The 10 Cruelest Things Women Do To Men (Ask Men)

20 Examples Of "Going Green" Going Wrong (Super Tremendous)

Joanna Page Rocks The Decemeber Issue Of FHM (FHM)

Woman Busted Offering Sexual Favors For World Series Tickets On Craigslist (Busted Coverage)

20 Amazing Celebrity Mullets (Hollywood Fail)

Twighlight's Ashley Greene Looks Hot Doing Anything (Moe Jackson)

Hot Blonde Turned Into Zombie In Under A Minute (Sublime Directory)

The "Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Wife" Song (Linkiest)

January Jones Is Easily The Hottest Mad Men Babe (Guyism)

On average a human being spends two weeks of their entire lives waiting for traffic lights to change. It might also interest you to know that women spent more than $65 million on new cars and trucks, influence 80 percent of all new-car purchases, and bought 60 percent of new cars in 2009. Now I'm not sure what all of this means but I'm starting to think there's a definite correlation between women, cars and the fact that women tend to talk dirty in bed more than men do.




MORE MANLY STUFF...

The 10 Most Ridiculous Goatees In MLB (Bleacher Report)

Lindsay Lohan Shows Us Why Drugs Are Really Bad For You (EHOWA)

15 Celebrity Halloween Costume Look Alikes (Super Tremendous)

Let's Hope This Lovely Brunnette Woman Encounters A Bumpy Road (Chrudat)

BCS Monkeys Are Distracted By A Smoking Hot Secretary (Global Sports Fraternity)

Jessica Alba Looking Hotter Than Ever (Gorillamask)

It's tough deciding what to be for Halloween every year and it's extremely easy to make a disastrous Halloween costume decision. For every man or woman that manages to pull off the perfect Wilford Brimley costume, there's someone standing next to them wearing the worst Keebler Elf costume you've ever seen. Since athletes lead extremely stressful lives, I figured the least I could do was make their lives easier this year and give them some Halloween costume suggestions... for a better sports America.

Recent Manofest Galleries ...

- The 50 Hottest Daytime Soap Opera Babes Of All Time

- The 25 Most Ironic Photos On The Internet

- 20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names

- 25 Candies You Don't Want For Halloween

- 25 Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery

We're only four hours away for the opening tipoff of the 2009-10 NBA season and we're only four days away from the end of October which is "National Pizza Month" in America. Now if that isn't an excuse to lock yourself in your home and do nothing but eat pizza and watch basketball for the next 108 hours I don't know what is. Just tell your boss, family and friends you have that swine flu thing.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include the 10 annoying people that will be on your next flight, an epic fight at Walmart and the 10 greatest animated GIFs of all time.



10 Annoying People That Will Definitely Be On Your Next Flight (Holy Taco)

Marisa Miller Puts The "Fantasy Bra" On Display (Popoholic)

The 10 Greates Kung-Fu Battles Of All Time (I Am Bored)

Halloween Skanks To The Rescue! (Whip It Out Comedy)

The 23 Awesomest Toilets In The World (Maxim)

The 10 Greatest Animated GIFs Of All Time (The Chive)

Adriana Lima Kicks Off The 2009-10 NBA Season (Extra Mustard)

Michelle Marsh Is A Busty British Babe (Gorillamask)

 


"80's Average Homeboy" Has Entered The Internet Video Hall Of Game  (College Humor)

The 20 Hottest Female Celebrities Who Can't Say No To Athletes (Bleacher Report)

Walmart Fights Really Are The Best Fights (Nothing Toxic)

Emma Frain Is Your International Babe Of The Day (Double Viking)

The 15 Greatest Zombie Road Signs Of All Time (Unreality Magazine)

Denise Richards Talks About Her Funbags (Babelgum)

If You Get Lost Don't Ask These Guys For Directions (EJB)

11 Celebs In Baby Halloween Costumes (Screen Junkies)




The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes (COED Magazine)

The 100 Greatest TV Show Intros Of All Time (Super Tremendous)

More Megan Fox Photos That You Can Possibly Imagine (FHM)

Tila Tequila Gives Dating Tips (Celeb Jihad)

Cheerleader Mom Attacks Coach With Baseball Bat (Busted Coverage)

Tina Fey Is The World's Oldest Virgin (Hollywood Fail)

Charlize Theron Looks Smoking Hot On The Red Carpet (Moe Jackson)

The 5 Most Badass Military Vehicles Of All Time (Linkiest)

6 Awesome TV Homes You Wished You Lived In (Guyism)

Kenny G, John Tesh and Yanni have all proven that you can be a band nerd and still get hot chicks. All you have to do is grow your hair to your shoulders, comb it until it looks like a unicorn's mane and grow a mustache if you're capable or growing a thick Yanni mustache. After that all you have to do is play your instrument in public, wear leather pants and cover yourself in grizzly bear urine and the women will instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano

Whether they're back from the dead, have incurable amnesia or they just found out that they're dating their long-lost brother, the following 50 actresses always manage to look hot no matter what imaginary life circumstances are thrown at them. It's just unfortunate that more of them don't have evil twins who are possessed by the devil because they make the best demon soup and French toast.

Recent Manofest Galleries ...

- 25 Candies You Don't Want For Halloween

- 20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names

- The 25 Most Ironic Photos On The Internet

- The 40 Funniest Tabloid Headlines Of All Time

- The 75 Hottest Sitcom Babes Of All Time

- 25 Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery