Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 11 November 2009 12:43


Today's links that will make your butt explode include 10 celebrities that will probably survive the apocalypse, the 15 supposed hottest girls on myspace and the top 10 reasons to go to happy hour.

10 Celebrities And Things That Would Probably Survive The Apocalypse (Holy Taco)

9 Incredibly Disgusting Everyday Facts (I Am Bored)

The Dirtiest Cute Blonde Female Soccer Player Of All Time (Nothing Toxic)

Christian Serratos Takes Her Clothes Off For PETA (Popoholic)

 15 Tattoos That Will Prevent You From Getting Laid (Whip It Out Comedy)

The 15 Supposed Hottest Girls On Myspace (The Chive)

 The Seattle Seahawks Cheerleaders Are Awfully Purdy (Extra Mustard)

Mia Lai Is One Sexy Asian Babe (Gorillamask)

 


The 10 Funniest "Now Hiring" Signs Of All Time (College Humor)

 The 9 Dirtiest Plays In Pro Sports History (Bleacher Report)

This Is The Sexiest Sneeze You'll Ever See (Sublime Directory)

Bettina Acosta Is A Hot Filipino Babe (Double Viking)

15 Badass Etch-A-Sketch Drawings (Unreality Magazine)

 Twilight Babe Ashley Greene Is Maxim's December Covergirl (Maxim)

The Startling Truth Behind Cat Naps (City Rag)

Extreme Lingerie Football Babe Closeups! (Bro Bible)

 Is The New Modern Warfare 2 Game Too Realistic? (Babelgum)




 Top 10 Reasons To Go To Happy Hour (Ask Men)

The 13 Types Of Friends on Facebook (Linkiest)

Emma Watson Is The Sexiest Wizard Alive (Celeb Jihad)

Two Megan Fox Clips From Jennifer's Body You Want To See (FHM)

The 10 Celebrity Hotties That "Grow On You" (Becks.com)

SNL's Will Forte Reads From Tommy Lee's Biography (Hollywood Fail)
Sofia Vergara Is One The Bustiest Babes In The World (Moe Jackson)

Rachel Bilson Is #75 In The Top 100 Women Of 2009 (Asylum)

Ana Beatriz Barros & Alessandra Ambrosio Are Good At Wearing Bikinis (Guyism)
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 11 November 2009 10:57
Consumer Reports says that the average American is exposed to 247 commercial messages each day and I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that 246 of them suck. First of all, how is this possible? Second of all, why is it that advertising agencies and the heads of major corporations become so mentally challeneged when it comes to spending millions of dollars promoting their products to us? Something tells me this might be another goverment conspiracy or perhaps it's true that the Snuggles Bear really is secretly the ruler of the human race. Oh, and did I mention how much the new "V" show blows?




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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans (Bleacher Report)

15 Amazing Futuristic City Building Designs (Super Tremendous)

25 Hot Girls Licking Lillipops (Holy Taco)

 20 Completely Random Sexy Athletes (The Chive)

Dawn Olivieri Is The Hottest Girl You've Never Heard Of (Ask Men)

Danielle Lloyd Is Britain's Bustiest Babe (Gorillamask)

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Written By: The Man Posted On: Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:49

Keep Out Of Reach Of Children
The 10 Weirdest Children's Toy Commercials Of All Time

It's tragic that people stop buying and playing with toys after a certain age and it's extremely tragic that we stop having recess after elementary school. In my opinion, the American work force would be far more productive every day if we were allowed to play with toys at our desks and have a half-hour recess every day at 3:00 pm. I also think it should be socially acceptable to call somebody a "poo poo face" when they do something bad when you're an adult, but we'll dive more into that tomorrow.




#10 The Topper Toy Sixfinger - I think I can honestly say that having a 6th finger was never at the top of my wish list as a kid.
 
 
 
 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:08
Dating a woman can be a lot like having a massive neck zit. Relationships with both women and neck zits tend to last about two weeks, it can be extremely difficult to get anything out of them and they both get irritated when you pinch them too hard. This is why you should always give a female name to any massive zit when it first appears. I just named mine Stacy Syrup and boy is she a moody little minx.



 
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Tuesday, 10 November 2009 12:36


Today's links that will make your butt explode include why every man should date an Asian girl, 25 random photos that will blow your mind and the 10 funniest Sesame Street parodies of all time.

Rachel Bilson Is One Of The Sexiest Brunettes Ever (Holy Taco)

Learn How To Make The Chewbacca Noise (I Am Bored)

Cal Football Player Knocked Out Cold During Touchdown (Nothing Toxic)

Ashley Greene's New Maxim Spread Is Smoking Hot (Popoholic)

 Why Every Man Should Date An Asian Girl (Whip It Out Comedy)

25 Random Photos That Will Blow Your Dome (The Chive)

 Sabina Gadecki Is The Sexy Host Of World Poker Tour (Extra Mustard)

Tori Praver Is One Of The Hottest SI Swimsuit Models Of All TIme (Gorillamask)

 


Watching G-Force Training Is Awesome (College Humor)

 The Hottest Top 25 College Basketball Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

Danielle Lloyd Sunbathing Is Good For The Prostate (EHOWA)

Hot Bikini Girls Look Good Standing To Trees (Double Viking)

15 Awesome Designs Inspired By Tetris (Unreality Magazine)

 Beatrice Rosen Is Maxim's Latest Cover Girl (Maxim)

Eva Mendes Is Good At Making Hot Billboards (City Rag)

The 10 Funniest Sesame Street Parodies Of All Time (Bro Bible)

 12- Year Old Boy Scout Offers To Give Free Breast Exams (Babelgum)




 136 Sexy Chilean Promo Girls (COED Magazine)

Two Hotties Get Into UFC Cat Fight!!! (Linkiest)

Rachel McAdams Is Hot... Might Play Black Cat In Spiderman 4 (Screen Junkies)

The 14 Sexiest Celebrity PETA Ads (FHM)

The 7 Greatest Lingerie Football Photo Crops Of 2009 (Busted Coverage)

Molly Sims Debuts Her Dramatic Bikini Acting Reel (Hollywood Fail)
Katharine McPhee Rocks Her Body On The Red Carpet (Moe Jackson)

Jayde Nicole Is One Sexy Mechanic (Ask Men)

9 Athletes Who Desperately Need A Trip To Jenny Craig (Guyism)
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Monday, 09 November 2009 23:48
The key to being a successful nose picker is to own your nose picking. If someone catches you in a the middle of a pick, don't act ashamed, be proud of your booger safari. If they continue to give you a dirty look after your done picking kindly offer them your booger. If they freak out, which they usually do, start chasing them around with the booger and I promise you they'll never bother you about your nose picking again. This is why 7 out of 10 people admit to picking their noses and out of those 7 people, 3 people admit to eating their boogers. I also think you'd be hard pressed to find a person these days who doesn't have a small collection of boogers under their driver's side car seat too.




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Rugby Cheerleaders Might Be The Hottest Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

 Are You Ready For The Three Stooges Movie? (Ask Men)

The 10 Best Football Celebration Dances Of All Time (Holy Taco)

 Eva Longoria Looked Hot At The Latin Grammy's (Epic Carnival)

Study Shows That Men Don't Find Skinny Women Attractive (Asylum)

Heather Jo Is The Ultimate Blonde Bikini Babe (Gorillamask)


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Written By: The Man Posted On: Monday, 09 November 2009 22:08
They say the #1 thing that drives most people to become famous is because they were complete losers in high school. After experiencing countless atomic wedgies, swirlies, nuggies and "kick me" signs, the human psyche becomes so severely damaged that it decides the only way to get back at everyone is to become a famous celebrity. I'm still trying to figure out where the whole Scientology thing comes in but I guess it's better than living in a small town and marrying a chubby girl.
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Monday, 09 November 2009 13:05
It might interest you to know that the average 12 oz. beer has less calories than 12 oz. glass of skim milk and orange juice. I'm also happy to inform you that if beer were your only source of nutrition, you’d have to drink one every waking hour just to reach your recommended daily allowance of calories (2,000 to 2,500). Based on these facts I'm going to talk to Chuck Norris about doing an infomercial about the revolutionary new "Beer Diet." If it doesn't work out I will try and get him to promote my idea for socks made out of blueberry muffins.
 
 
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