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Confucius say that Freudian Slip is bad but a slip of the tongue can be good. Confucius also say that crowded elevator always smell different to midget and man who fight with wife all day get no piece of pie at night. The most important thing that Confucious ever say is that baseball is wrong... a man with four balls cannot walk.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include the 15 greatest football player performances in movie history, the 6 funniest videos making fun of Michael Bay and 20 awesome movie villain pumpkin carvings.



Carrie Anne Moss Is Your Hot Monday MILF (Holy Taco)

Easily The Creepiest Halloween Costume Ever (I Am Bored)

Ashley Greene's Cleavage Is Mesmerizing (Popoholic)

PSA Tries to Protect Women Against Dutch Ovens (Whip It Out Comedy)

The 15 Greatest Football Player Acting Performances In Movie History (Maxim)

25 More Smoking Hot Facebook Babes (The Chive)

Kim Kardashian's New Bikini Photos Are Pretty Damn Hot (FHM)

Alessandra Ambrosio Is The Hottest Cowgirl Ever (Gorillamask)

 


30 Unfortunate College Freshman ID's (College Humor)

The Hottest Cheerleader Squads Of The BCS (Bleacher Report)

8 TV And Movie Characters That Always Ruin Everything (Becks.com)

Woman Pulls Entire Shelf Of Alcohol On Top Of Herself (Nothing Toxic)

Hot Girls Taking Pictures Of Themselves In The Mirror Rules (Double Viking)

The 6 Funniest Videos That Make Fun Of Michael Bay (Unreality Magazine)

Tiffani Amber Theissen Is Hot And Extremely Busy (Babelgum)

This Female Celebrity Abdominal Tattoo Is Inspirational (City Rag)

20 Awesome Movie Villian Pumpkin Carvings (Screen Junkies)




Dana Hamm Does A Bikini Photo Shoot Good (Ask Men)

The 10 Funniest Moments In Jeopardy History (Super Tremendous)

An Inside Look At Video Game University (Sublime Directory)

Jessica Simpson Hooked Up With King Leonidas? (Celeb Jihad)

Eva Mendes Leads The Monday Click-A-Chick Game (Busted Coverage)

The 12 Funniest Celebrity Yearbook Photos (Hollywood Fail)

Katy Perry Shows Off Her Chest Cakes At Her Birthday Party (Moe Jackson)

6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen To Be True (Linkiest)

The Best Beer Commercial You've Never Seen (Guyism)

Professional wrestling just isn't the same anymore. There used to be semi-retarded men who ate turnbuckles, guys with giant python snakes named "Damien" and an insane barber who cut his opponents hair after he defeated them. These days professional wrestlers actually look like humans and have human-sounding names. It's sickening.

 
MORE MANLY STUFF...

The 10 Worst Wives And Girlfriends In Sports History (Bleacher Report)

25 Smoking Hot She-Devil's (Holy Taco)

15 Horrifying Baby Halloween Costumes (Super Tremendous)

The 10 Hottest Hula Hoop Girl Videos (COED Magazine)

Don't Mess With The Roostermobile (EHOWA)

Skateboarding Dog Has A Total Wipeout, Dude! (Gorillamask)

The process of choosing Halloween candy ever year continues to be way too complicated. All every little kid, the older kids who steal candy from little kids and the parents that steal their kids candy want are Reese's Peanut Butter cups. The only other form of candy that is acceptable besides Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are instant scratch tickets.

Recent Manofest Galleries ...

- 20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names

- The 25 Most Ironic Photos On The Internet

- The 40 Funniest Tabloid Headlines Of All Time

- The 75 Hottest Sitcom Babes Of All Time

- The 20 Funniest Animal Photobombs Of All Time

- 25 Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery

Every time you get mistaken for somebody else you should always feel free to take advantage of that situation, especially if it's a 5'8" hot brunette girl wearing glasses and white leg stockings. Simply go along with their story of how "crazy" you always were, agree with whatever they say and then invite them over to your place for a tall glass of prune juice and a bacon jam sandwich. If at any point the hot brunette wearing glasses and white leg stockings becomes suspicious, start making doing armpit farts because who doesn't love a good old-fashioned armpit fart.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include the most embarrassing mugshot of all time, the hottest geekdom babes of all time and the 10 greatest movie soundtrack songs.



Dita Von Teese Is Today's Hottest Burlesque Girl (Holy Taco)

And The Award For Funniest Mugshot Ever Goes To... (I Am Bored)

Megan Fox's New Photoshoot Is Smoking Hot (Popoholic)

The 15 Greatest Horrifically Awesome Dating Videos Of All Time (Whip It Out Comedy)

The 10 Hottest Geekdom Babes Of All Time (Maxim)

45 Photos Of Douchebags With Douchebaguettes (The Chive)

How Many Photos Of Lucy Pinder Can You Handle (Ask Men)

Vikki Blows Is One Of Britain's Hottest Babes (Gorillamask)

 


Gina Is Your Cute Brunette College Girl Of The Day (College Humor)

The Hottest Cheerleader Squads Of The BCS (Bleacher Report)

10 Things Women Want In A Man That Aren't Realistic (Becks.com)

Crazy Phillies Fan Falls Off Car (Nothing Toxic)

This Blonde Girl Really Loves Meat (Double Viking)

The 10 Greatest Movie Soundtrack Songs Of All Time (Unreality Magazine)

Will Ferrell Goes On A 3rd Date (Babelgum)

Hot Girls Fighting In Slow Motion Is Awesome (FHM)

So This Is How You Catch Fish With Dynamite (EJB)

Saw VI Actress Shawnee Smith Is Awfully Purdy (Screen Junkies)




Marisa Miller Is America's Hottest Chicago Bulls Fan (Extra Mustard)

The 50 Funniest Monkey Photos Of All Time (Super Tremendous)

Trippy Acid Cat Is Extremely Trippy (Sublime Directory)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off The Junk In Her Trunk (Celeb Jihad)

Sophie Monk Takes Her Hotness Surfing (Busted Coverage)

The 10 Worst Celebrity Lips Jobs (Hollywood Fail)

Sienna Miller Is So Hot It's Sickening (Moe Jackson)

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pics Never Disappoint (Linkiest)

Maxim Continues To Do The Lord's Work (Guyism)

The world can be an amazing and cofusing place sometimes. For example, two weeks ago I received my most recent Netflix movie (unfortunately it was X-Men Origins: Wolverine) and for the first time ever I lost the Netflix envelope. Now I have to admit that I've felt "Netflix paralyzed" ever since. I went to the Netflix website help section and under the "I don't have the red envelope to return the DVD" section, all they do is instruct you to send the send the DVD back with a note that includes your name and email address associated with your account. Well, I don't have any envelopes that big, I don't want to take the time to write a note and I really don't want to take the time to go to the post office and buy an envelope that's big enough for the DVD so I guess Netflix and I are at a standstill. I'll tell you this much, I'm not going to back down until Netflix adds a "I don't have the red envelope to return the DVD so I need you to send me another one so I don't have to waste my afternoon writing a note, then going to the post office and buying a giant envelope because all I'm asking you to do is send me another stupid red envelope in the mail so I can return this crappy movie that I would've never normally watched if I didn't have Netflix" help section question... this much I promise you.