Today's links that will make your butt explode include 6 insane laws we're going to need in the future, the 10 dirtiest plays in sports history and the 20 most unsuccessful cereals of all time.



Christy Turlington Is Your Monday MILF (Holy Taco)


6 Insane Laws We're Going To Need In The Future (I Am Bored)

Woman Freaks Out And Goes Crazy On Live TV! (Nothing Toxic)

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Stripper Scene From The Ghost Whisperer (Popoholic)

Man Plagued By Sensitive Nipples? (Whip It Out Comedy)


15 Hot Girls Putting Their Hands In Their Mouths
(The Chive)

Sammy Sosa Is Turning Into Michael Jackson (Extra Mustard)

Alessandra Ambrosio Is So Damn Hot It's Sickening
(
Gorillamask)

 


Michelle Is Your Cute Bikini College Girl Of The Day (College Humor)

The 10 Dirtiest Plays In Sports History (Bleacher Report)

10 Things Women Want In A Man And How They Get Them (Becks.com)

Kate Beckinsale Is Very "Bendy" (Attuworld)

3 Hot Poolside Bikini Girls Are Better Than 1 (Double Viking)

The Hottest Lara Croft Models Of All Time (Unreality Magazine)

UFC Girl Rachelle Leah Does A Bikini Good (Maxim)

The 20 Most Unsuccessful Cereals Of All Time (City Rag)


The 10 Greatest NFL Uniforms Of All Time (Bro Bible)


You Can Save The Earth By Using Twinkies? (Babelgum)




The 72 Hottest Pool Playing Babes Of All Time (COED Magazine)

The 10 Worst U.S. Military Invetions Of All Time (Linkiest)

The Chicago Bulls Cheerleaders Are Awfully Purdy (Epic Carnival)

More Keeley Hazell Photos Than You Can Possibly Imagine
(FHM)

Model Jenn Sterger Sells Her Breast Implants On Ebay? (Busted Coverage)

The 9 Funniest Movie Cameos Of All Time (Hollywood Fail)

Katrina Bowden Is The Hot Girl From 30 Rock (Moe Jackson)

Introducing The Chuck Norris Of Trailer Park Homes (EJB)

The 7 Levels Of A Bar Hookup
(Guyism)

 
People like to watch bad things happen to everybody unless we're attracted to them. If we're attracted to somebody then we temporarily try to protect them from bad things happening to them, but the minute we lose interest or decide we're not attracted to them anymore we're right back to wanting to see embarrassing things happen to that person. And in case you're wondering, this is precisely why everyone wants to see bad things happen to celebrities, people who work at movie theaters and donkeys.





MORE MANLY STUFF...

The Hottest 2009-10 College Basketball Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

The 8 Most Bizarre Public Access Shows Of All Time (Asylum)

Apparently This Is How You Poop In Japan
(Holy Taco)

Kristy Might Be The Hottest Girl On Facebook (The Chive)

The 15 Worst Bootleg DVD Covers Of All Time (Super Tremendous)

Hot Brianna In Black Lingerie Is The Pefect Monday Cup Of Coffee
(Gorillamask)


 
If somebody asked me to list the coolest things on earth in no paticular order they would be filet mignon, power boats, boobs, Outback Steakhouse Aussie's cheese fries, dogs, the Ford GT, feather top matresses, giant explosions, the Weekend at Bernie's house, a hot masseuse, sectional sofas, Jack Daniel's, universal remotes, hot tubs, home theater basements with a bowling alley attached, zesty ranch dressing, Goodfellas, private jets, cat fights and lightsabers. The good news is that you really can have all these things if you marry a hot rich girl who has a tendency to be jealous all the time and a brilliant scientist father who has recently mastered lightsaber technology.


 
Have you ever been watching a movie and wished you could kill one of the characters? Well, now you can thanks to legendary horror film director Roger Corman and his new online horror series "Splatter" starring Corey Feldman. Corman's Splatter series is revolutionary because it's the first time ever that the fans get to vote on which character dies in the very next episode which will air online next Friday. All you have to do is click here, watch Episode 2 and you get to kill an actor. And hey, worst case scenario you get to watch Corey Feldman shoot himself in the head which is something we've all wanted to see for years.

 
Did you know that people can take tiny cat naps during the day with their eyes open and not even know it? This is great news because apparently daytime naps improve memory which helps you remember important facts and they also cut risk of heart disease. So go ahead and fall asleep at your desk right now. If your boss gets mad at you, tell him that you just remembered that he cheated on his wife last year with that ugly waitress at the Olive Garden during that convention in Austin, Texas and you're cutting your risk of heart disease to help save the company money on your life insurance policy. If that doesn't work, show him a picture of a pretty girl on your computer and say something witty like, "I'd so totally tap that."
 


 
 


Today's links that will make your butt explode include 16 good, bad and tasteless t-shirts, glow-in-the -dark lingerie is finally here and top 10 actors originally considered for famous movie roles..



Stacy Keibler's Booty Is "Perfection" (Holy Taco)


16 Good, Bad And Tasteless T-Shirts (I Am Bored)

Woman Crashes BMW Into Storefront During Live Interview! (Nothing Toxic)

Natalie Portman Shows Off Some Cleavage For V Magazine (Popoholic)

20 Things In Nature That Look A Lot Like Hooters (Whip It Out Comedy)


10 Photos Of Girls Wearing Glow-In-The-Dark Lingerie
(The Chive)

Shaquille O'Neal Gets A Spanking Introduction (Extra Mustard)

Jessica Gomes Is About To Become Your Favorite Babe On The Planet
(
Gorillamask)

 


The Greatest SFW Playboy Covers Of The 70's (Asylum)

The 25 Hottest NCAA Basketball Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

Celebrities Who Got Hotter As They Got Older (Becks.com)

Top 10 Actors Originally Considered For Famous Movie Roles (Super Tremendous)

This Old Lady Should Not Be Wearing This T-Shirt (Double Viking)

The Onion Finally Gets Its Own TV Show! (Unreality Magazine)

It's Time You Met Hollywood's Hottest Sisters (Maxim)

The Angry Bartender Teaches Bar Etiquette 101 (City Rag)


Jon Stewart's Glenn Beck Impression Might Be The Funniest Thing Ever (Bro Bible)


When Hot Girls Laugh Hot Stuff Happens (Babelgum)




239 Jessica Alba Photos In Your Face! (Ask Men)

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Photos Are Awesome (Linkiest)

Micheal Phelps Has Really Let Himself Go (Deadspin)

Kim Kardashian's Smoking Hot New FHM Photoshoot
(FHM)

Jenn Brown Is The Next Erin Andrews (Busted Coverage)

Molly Sims Is A Great Actress... In A Bikini (Hollywood Fail)

Ashley Green Looks Hot Drinking Red Bull And Gasoline (Moe Jackson)

Why Take The Stairs When You Can Jump Off The Balcony (EJB)

Kate Beckinsale's Hotness Never Dissapoints
(Guyism)

 
I think I made an extremely important observation today that I thought I should share with everybody. While I know it may seem trivial, I realized that animals are really taking advantage of the whole "licking their own bodies" activity and it suddenly amazed me that humans don't constantly lick their own bodies too. Now I'm not referring to the licking genitalia thing because we all know that's not possible, but if you think about all the other parts of our body we could be licking ourselves at any given moment, I think it's a tragedy that we don't (I'm pretty sure that was a gramatically incorrect run-on sentence but who really cares about that stuff these days). Just think of how amazing this body-licking activity could become if we all started rubbing Cheez-It crackers on ourselves every day. If you eat half of the box and rub the other half on you body and lick it off, we're talking about the biggest win-win situations in human history.


 
 
The dawn of the HDTV and digital camera era was a sad day for most celebrities. Their once sheltered lives hiding behind makeup and camera tricks ended and they were all officially exposed for having the same physical flaws as every other human on this planet. The only celebrities that weren't affected by this horrific technology tragedy were the one's that were extremely ugly to begin with. As far as they're concerned, the playing field has been officially leveled.