Just in case you need another reason to love bacon, I recently found out that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Now I'm no doctor, but I believe that means that the more bacon you eat, the longer your orgasms will last too. And while we're on the subject of bacon why is that nobody has invented a bacon cologne yet? Everybody loves the smell of bacon and there's no doubt it will make random women on the street want to roll around in mud with you.



 
 


Today's links that will make your butt explode include 7 professional wrestlers who unfortunately attempted music careers, the 15 tastiest foods on a stick and the 9 hottest blue eyed celebrity babes.



Rebecca Loos Is Britain's Hottest Mistress Ever (Holy Taco)


Robots Are Finally Taking Over The World (I Am Bored)

Cute Girl Smashes Car And Truck With Golf Club (Nothing Toxic)

Rachel Bilson Did Another Smoking Hot Photo Shoot (Popoholic)

Professional Dating Video Teaches Men How To Stalk Women (Whip It Out Comedy)


24 More Randomly And Epically Awesome Photos
(The Chive)

Meet The Hottest Yankees Wives And Girlfriends (Extra Mustard)

Robyn Marie Wilson Is Ridiculously Hot
(
Gorillamask)

 


7 Professional Wrestlers Unsuccessfully Attempted Music Careers (College Humor)

10 Sideline Hotties That Could Be The Next Erin Andrews (Bleacher Report)

The 15 Tastiest Foods On A Stick (Super Tremendous)

Dalila Mastinelli Is The Hottest Bikini Cowgirl Ever (Double Viking)

The 10 Hottest Babes Dressed As Lara Croft (Unreality Magazine)

The Greatest Gallery Of Scars The World Has Ever Seen (Maxim)

The Hottest Female Celebrities With Short Hair (City Rag)


Tom Cruise Wears An Angelina Jolie Mask??? (Screen Junkies)


What Happens When You Make A Hot Girl Laugh (Babelgum)




The 9 Hottest Blue Eyed Celebrity Babes (Ask Men)

50 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do (Linkiest)

The Ultimate Gallery Of Super Sexy Sweater Kittnes (COED Magazine)

The Final Modern Warfare 2 Trailer Will Blow Your Dome
(FHM)

Patricia De Leon Leads The Thursday Click-A-Chick Game (Busted Coverage)

Japanese PSA Warns You To Cover Your Mouth Or Die (Big Stupid Idiot)

Megan Fox In Some Cleavage Outfit Is The Perfect Afternoon Snack (Moe Jackson)

Douchebags Attempt To Reclaim The Word Douchebag (Bro Bible)

The 12 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms
(Guyism)

 
So apparently there is an island of plastic and trash floating in the Pacific ocean that is twice the size of Texas. Now I don't know about you, but I'm strongly considering figuring out a way to buy that sucker. I could name it "Wasteland" and only the trashiest men and hot trashiest women would be allowed to live on it. I figure all I'd really have to do is open a few good casinos, a late night Wendy's and get occasional guest appearances by Kurt Russell dressed as Snake Plissken and I'd have myself the next Dubai by 2011. Oh yeah, and in case you were wondering how many Polacks it takes to unsuccessfully burn garbage, the answer is one.




MORE MANLY STUFF...


The 15 Hottest ESPN Babes (Bleacher Report)

25 People With Horrible Fake Plans
(Holy Taco)

Olivia Munn's New Photoshoot Is Shhhmoking (Sublime Directory)

40 Epic Photobombs Is The Perfect Way To Start Thursday (The Chive)

Marisa Miller Salutes The Troops With Her Booty (Bro Bible)

Kelly Brook Is Britain's Bustiest Babe
(Gorillamask)


 



Dirty Talk
The 10 Sexiest Moments In Late Night Talk Show History

In case you haven't noticed, most people in the world have become extremely boring. Nobody has anything interesting to say anymore and the worst part is that they know it. One of the reasons I think this happened is because somewhere along the line everybody decided to become sarcastic and they ruined it for the people that were actually good at it. I also think it's due to the fact that technology has allowed everybody to become introverted shut-ins who spend most of their time watching reality television, playing video games and cruising the internet while texting people rather than having actual conversations. Over the last 4-5 years technology has allowed most humans to becoming socially retarded and it appears that most human personalities will never fully recover. Fortunately there are still a lot of really attractive female celebrities in the world who look so hot that it doesn't matter what they say. They currently provide the extremely attractive/boring personality balance that our society desperately needs right now.




#10 Heidi Klum Shows Off Her 8 Million Dollar Bra On Leno - And only Seal knows what it's like to take off an 8 milllion dollar bra. Well, Seal and some effeminate fashion designer and whatever celebrity couples that Heidi and Seal were probably "swinging" with at the time. You know how these celebrity couples roll.
 
 
 
 
 
Yaks have been commercially valued for years because of their milk, meat, wool, and dung. While I can honestly say that I've never enjoyed a tall glass of yak milk, I do own several awesome 100% yak wool sweaters and three pairs of yak pants make my butt look like a fully-armed furry neutron bomb. I've also heard that a yak sandwich is actually quite delicious but most restaurants don't offer it because it sounds too much like a puke sandwich.



 
 


Today's links that will make your butt explode include 25 photos of little people being awesome, the NFL midseason cheerleader awards are out and the 15 greatest man caves on the internet.



25 Photos Of  "Little People" Being Awesome (Holy Taco)


The World's First Sexually Confused Ninja (I Am Bored)

Fat Bus Driver Sent Flying During Accident (Nothing Toxic)

Marissa Miller In A Bikini Makes Other Girls In Bikinis Disappear (Popoholic)

This Is Why You Don't Flash And Drive (Whip It Out Comedy)


Kelly Brook's New Photoshoot Is Incredibly Awesome
(The Chive)

We Need Moe Salma Hayek Hooters In Our Lives (Extra Mustard)

Michelle Rew Is A Sexy Construction Worker
(
Gorillamask)

 


16 Incredibly Sexy Motivational Posters (College Humor)

The NFL Midseason Cheerleader Awards Are Out (Bleacher Report)

This Is How To Properly Eat A Chicken Wing (Becks.com)

Now That's What I Call A Hot Sailor Chick (Double Viking)

15 Awesome Movie Mashup Posters (Unreality Magazine)

The Top 9 Video Game Vixens Of All Time (Maxim)

The 15 Hottest Hidden Celebrity Tattoos (City Rag)


Hot Chicks In Bikinis Can Get Away With Anything (EJB)


Things You Can Learn From Tila Tequila (Babelgum)




The 20 Funniest Ebay Listings Of All Time (Super Tremendous)

The Most Unbelievable Car Accident You've Ever Seen (Linkiest)

The 40 Sexiest Poker Babes Of All Time (COED Magazine)

Two Awesome Megan Fox Scenes From Jennifer's Body
(FHM)

Stacy Keibler Selling Used Bikinis On Ebay? (Busted Coverage)

Teacher Pranks Students With Hidden Camera Farts (Big Stupid Idiot)

Kate Beckinsale Sets The Red Carpet On Fire (Moe Jackson)

The 15 Greatest Man Caves On The Internet (Bro Bible)

The 5 Saddest Pickup Artist Acronyms
(Guyism)

 
While I would never normally put you through the torture of a video with a foreign language voice over, I felt it was necessary for everyone to be aware that there is a man known as "Henry Lizardlover." Henry takes glamour shots and creepy "slice of life" photos of lizards for a living and he also eats pizza with them. And when you consider how useless it really is to coverse with most people these days, this sick bastard might actually be onto something.

 
I don't know about you, but Snow White was responsible for my first impure thoughts about a woman as a child. She was like Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, Daisy Duke and Erin Grey from Buck Rogers all wrapped into one. I think the appeal of Snow White is that she was so damn innocent and one of those girls that seemed practically unattainable unless you were a prince with a full set of STD records and enough money to by Romania. I did unfortunately recently hear that Snow White had a terrible case of irritable bowel syndrome from eating too many apples but that it was tolerable because her gas smelled like an English garden.





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