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In doing the extensive research necessary to compile a photo gallery of this magnitude (okay fine, it took about two hours) I discovered that there haven't been that many female mascots throughout the course of human history and most of them aren't even hot. Sure the Burger King "King" and Mr. Peanut have been successful mascots but you can't tell me those companies wouldn't have sold more products if those mascots were a sexy Burger Queen and a hot Mrs. Peanut.  And while we're on the subject, why hasn't the American Dental Association created a hot Tooth Fairy mascot? And don't even get me started on the Hamburger Helper people. Do you know how much more disgusting pasta and packets of powdered sauce they would sell if the "Helping Hand" mascot was a sexy woman hand.

Recent Manofest Galleries ...

- 20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names

- The 25 Most Ironic Photos On The Internet

- The 40 Funniest Tabloid Headlines Of All Time

- The 75 Hottest Sitcom Babes Of All Time

- The 20 Funniest Animal Photobombs Of All Time

- 25 Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery

Did you know that dentists recommend that you keep your toothbrush at least 6 feet away from the toilet to avoid airborne toilet particles landing on it from flushing. I also just found out that a monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana and turtles can breath through their butts. This officially makes turtles cooler than monkeys in my book.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include Obi Wan Kenobi makes a Mos Eisley tourishm video, the 10 best Battlestar Galactica babe moments and 10 horrible movies you can watch over and over again.



25 Sexy Girls Dressed As Witches (Holy Taco)

Obi Wan Kenobi Made A Mos Eisley Tourism Video (Slashfilm)

Pigeon Tries To Make A Tackle During Sunday's Raiders Game (I Am Bored)

Bar Refeali Shows Off Her Chest Candies On The Red Carpet (Popoholic)

The 10 Funniest Little Kids Busted Staring At Boobs (Whip It Out Comedy)

The 10 Best Battlestar Galactica Babes Moments (Maxim)

Facebook Girls With Lower Back Problems: Part 3 (The Chive)

Maria Venus In A Nightgown Is Out Of This World (Gorillamask)

 


The 15 Pimpest Pimped Rides Of All Time (College Humor)

The Hottest Cheerleader Squads Of The BCS (Bleacher Report)

Immature Kid Freaks Out Over Lame Birthday Present (Nothing Toxic)

Lucy Pinder Bikini Photos Are The Perfect Afternoon Snack (Double Viking)

10 Horrible Movies You Can Watch Over And Over Again (Unreality Magazine)

Will Ferrell Goes On A 3rd Date (Babelgum)

19 Awesome Angry Hand-Written Signs (City Rag)

Home Shopping Channel Nintendo Wii Fail (EJB)

Hot Girls Fighting In Slow Motion Is Awesome (FHM)




G4 Babe Battle: Olivia Munn Vs. Eva Amurri (COED Magazine)

POV Skydiving Into A San Diego Chargers Game (Super Tremendous)

The 10 Hottest Girls With Guns Videos (Sublime Directory)

Guess Who Octomom Wants To Date... (Celeb Jihad)

Frederica Ridolfi Is The Hottest Italian WAG (Busted Coverage)

The 12 Funniest Celebrity Yearbook Photos (Hollywood Fail)

Eva Longoria Looking Hotter Than Ever (Moe Jackson)

13 Sex Symbols When They Were Young (Linkiest)

7 Things A Woman Is Thinking The Morning After (Guyism)

The coolest part about the bail bond business is the bounty hunters which is why it's hard to believe that they're isn't a bounty hunter college. Bounty Hunter University merchandising would be an absolute goldmine and every college girl in America would be drooling to date a guy that attended BHU. I'm also guessing that a bounty hunter football team would be a BCS contender in less than three years because nobody wants to deal with the consequences of beating a team full of bounty hunters.

If you like swimming in dirty ponds and you love to fart around your friends then the "Duck Fart" is the perfect way to enjoy your Hump Day evening. The Duck Fart a delicious blend of whiskey, almond liqeur and Bailey's Irish Cream that will make your webbed feet wet and your feathers shine. I recommend drinking them in a shallow pool while your friends throw you tiny pieces of Ritz crackers.

Inappropriate Laughter
The 10 Funniest Movie Scenes With Laugh Tracks Added

Laugh tracks have been coercing us into laughing at shows that aren't funny for decades. If you remove the laugh track from most major sitcoms all you have is a bunch of actors making bad jokes for twenty minutes followed by a deafening silence. And call me crazy but I'm starting to wonder if there's some sort of secret subliminal messages hidden inside laugh tracks that makes us do things we wouldn't normally do. Maybe that's why so many people own cats?

#10 The Empire Strikes Back - Because there's nothing funnier than finding out what a whiny little bastard your father really is.