Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 03 March 2010 23:38
There's nothing worse than that moment where you realize that you only have one pair of clean underwear left. Once you put it on, it's over... you have to do laundry again and that moment really does suck, doesn't it? It's not as bad as running out of toilet paper mid-poo and you have to walk like a penguin to the kitchen for some paper towel and waddle all the way back to the bathroom, but it's pretty bad. And while we're at it, I still can't understand how we live in a world where The Roots are the band for Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. And yes, the man in this video is Benjamin from Lost.



 

 
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 03 March 2010 16:52

Cat Scratch Fever
The 10 Hottest Catfights In Movie History

The only thing better than watching two girls fight is wrestling with a hot brunette girl who's wearing glasses and covered in baby oil on king-sized bed made out of a real gigantic grilled cheese sandwich that you can both eat while you wrestle. I'd also argue that watching two hot girls in bikinis covered from head to toe in liquid nacho cheese who take turns slowly licking it off each other is hotter than a watching a catfight, but that scenario seems a little unrealistic if you ask me.
 


#10 Amanda Bynes Vs. Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Love Wrecked) - Sure it's not one of the greatest catfight scenes in terms of fighting, but it involves Amanda Bynes and Jamie-Lynn Sigler wrestling in bikinis, they're wet and there's a lot o "jiggling." That's a hot fight scene in my book.


 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 03 March 2010 15:59
If you feel like the ghosts of your past have been chasing you all week, I recommmend exercising your demons this hump day evening with some Pac-Man cocktails. It's a lethal blend of vodka, rum, orange juice and Red Bull that's guaranteed to make you run around your home like mad man trying to bite everything in sight. Now there's a possibility it might make your urine neon yellow tomorrow, but if your urine isn't yellow normally, you have  a whole other set of issues that you need to address.
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 03 March 2010 13:29
I purchased my first PS3 two years ago on Ebay for $600 "under the influence" and thought I was getting a pretty good deal at the time since it had just come out two weeks prior. Turns out it was a Japanese PS3 and it died for no apparent reason only a year and a half later. When I contacted the wonderful people at Sony to explain my predicament, they told me that I had to contact Japan in order to get it fixed. I proceeded to tell them this might be a problem since I don't speak Japanese and would have an extremely difficult time trying to translate Japanese phone numbers on the Japanese Sony website. Needless to say, I re-sold my broken PS3 on Ebay for $200 and used the money to purchase yet another PS3. So I guess the moral of the story is don't drink and Ebay.



 
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 03 March 2010 12:06


Today's links that will make your butt explode include the 10 worst answers in game show history, Megan Fox reveals how many guys she's slept with and 20 ways to outsmart a ninja.


 If Fast Food Restaurants Were Honest... (Cracked.com)
Hilarious Runway Model Fail (I Am Bored)

Eliza Dushku Drops Some Killer Cleavage (Popoholic)

The 10 Worst Answers In Game Show History (Holy Taco)
Busty Girl Cartwheel In High Heels! (Heavy)

The 10 Worst Parents On TV (Hollywood Fail)

U.S. Soccer Babe Bethany Dempsey In Body Paint (Extra Mustard)

Krystal Rae Is Today's Bikini Mega Babe (Gorillamask)

 



24 Photos Of "Little People" Doing Badass Stuff (College Humor)

Guess How Many Men Megan Fox Has Slept With (Bro Bible)

Anne Hathaway Is Your Hump Day Hottie (The Netwerk)

You Know You're Getting Old When.... (Becks.com)

Back-To-Back Hot Bikini Babes! (Double Viking)

Alien Finds Comfort In Cleavage (Unreality Magazine)

The 20 Hottest Celebrity Poker Aces (Maxim)

The 10 Ugliest Baby Animals On YouTube (Comedy.com)

Celebrities With Emo Haircuts (Smosh)




20 Ways You Can Outsmart A Ninja (Linkiest)

 Audrina Patridge's Smoking Hot New FHM Photo Shoot! (FHM)

Mila Kunis Is Extremely Underrated (Made Men)

Alessandra Ambrosio's Got Cleavage (Ask Men)

The 10 Funniest Streamy Nominees (Comedy Geek)

Anna Kendrick Is Rachel Bilson's Busty Friend (Moe Jackson)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looks Really Hot Again (Busted Coverage)

9 Ways To Get Your Man Card Revoked In 2010 (Guyism)
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Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 03 March 2010 03:46
Han Solo showed us that the way to get hot girls is to be a bastard while Darth Vader proved that an emotionally needy wife can ruin any man's life. Both Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi taught us that if you're too focused on your career you're never going to get married and Lando Calrissian proved that the overly-aggressive approach doens't always work. Chewbacca? Well, Chewbacca taught us that hairy dudes with crossbows are badasses.


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Written By: The Man Posted On: Tuesday, 02 March 2010 21:07

It's a shame that men and women don't interact like dogs. If we greeted each other by sniffing crotches instead of shaking hands the world wouldn't be in the shape it's in today. And while we're at it I think we should replace hugs with tender leg humping and hi-fives with belly scratching.


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Written By: The Man Posted On: Tuesday, 02 March 2010 12:47
Anytime you're having trouble in a relationship, all you have to do is ask yourself... "What would Chewbacca do?" For example, if your girlfriend is being moody and whining about things that don't make any sense, respond to her with Chewbacca noises. The reason this works is that there's no clever comeback for Chewbacca noises. Chewbacca noises end all disputes. The same rule applies for women. If a man is lying on the couch and doesn't want to do anything, simply threaten to tear his arms out of their sockets and he should take you out for a romantic dinner at Bennigan's in a matter of minutes.
 


 
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