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It's tough being born incredibly awesome because you have to deal with your high level of awesomeness on a daily basis. If you don't contain your level of awesome early on in the day, the awesomeness can consume your awesome brain and that's when people start to think you're so awesome that they'll offer you free candy if you punch them in the face. Current and former University of Phoenix students know exactly what I'm talking about.




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Every year people try too hard to have the pefect halloween costume for that particular year. More often than not their costumes are too obtuse and nobody understands what their costume is supposed to be. This is why I'm "Bobby Cup Hands" every year. If you dress up as somebody that doesn't make any sense people really respect you and lick your fingers like dry chicken wings.

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Llamas are basically bastard child camels with no humps. I believe their species began back in the early 1600's when a camel named Barry had a little too much water to drink one night. Apparently he ended up camel humping a sexy "Ama" and the Llama was born. And I don't know about you, but that new Tabasco sauce commercial with the talking pepperoni faces really freaks me out.

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Sure the Top Gun high-five and the Fresh Prince high-five are legendary but they are nothing in comparison to the "exploding" high-five. The exploding high-five is a sacred martial arts high-five that is so powerful that it causes the hands of both people involved to explode. So basically if you want to start doing explodng high-fives you have to become a ninja because your hand only grows back in two weeks if you're a certified ninja.

Having a crush on a sitcom girl or mom is a right of passage for every young man. Suddenly toys don't seem all that important anymore and sitcom hotties (like Erin Gray on Silver Spoons for example) are responsible for young men discovering how awesome attractive women really are. My only problem with sitcoms to this day are laugh tracks. If your brain starts to focus on the laugh track in the middle of a sitcom episode it can literally drive you insane if you're not careful.

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Supposedly an episode of Seinfeld is playing somewhere in the world every second of every day. If you stop and think about that for a second I think you'll realize that Seinfeld is the most powerful and influential thing on this planet. Now let's just hope this new happens with My Name Is Earl reruns or we're all in big trouble.

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