Written By: The Man
Posted On: Wednesday, 06 January 2010 16:59
Where The Wild Girls Are
The 10 Hottest NFL Wilcard Weekend WAGs
They say you can't win an NFL playoff game without a solid running game and defense. "They" also say that you can't survive the bone-crushing hits and cold January weather of the NFL playoffs unless you have a hot girlfriend or wife to warm you up before and after the game. So basically this means that the team with the hottest wives and girlfriends going into the playoffs typically has the best chance of winning the Super Bowl each year. Hey, it's not my theory, it's what "they" say and you never argue with "they."
#10 Laura Hawk (Wife Of AJ Hawk) - AJ decided to settle down before his NFL playing career began and married Brady Quinn's hot sister Laura. Or as the joke goes at the Hawk family reunion, "I guess AJ done sacked both siblings of the Quinn family and this sure is some delicious fried raccoon."
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Tuesday, 15 December 2009 19:59
What's Up?
The 10 Greatest Upskirt Moments In TV History
When a woman appears on a TV show and wears a skirt of any kind, the first thing she does once she sits down is cross her legs, look for the camera locations and pull her skirt down as far as possible to ensure that nothing is showing. And from that point forward, any uncrossing of her legs is a major risk. Having a TV upskirt moment is kind of like getting caught eating a KFC Famous Bowl in the shower. It's something people never forget.
#10 Emma Watson Has An Upskirt Accident On Letterman - Just one of the reasons Emma is the sexiest nerd of the 21st century. Wait, it is the 21st century, right?
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Thursday, 03 December 2009 20:21
Tasty Condoms
The 10 Greatest Condiments Of All Time
A condiment is a relish, sauce or seasoning added to food in order to add a particular flavor or to complement a particular dish. And lets face it, most foods would taste like complete crap without them. During this tough economic time in America, condiments have been one of the key ingredients keeping the fabric of our great society alive considering the disgusting foods poor people have been forced to buy. It's like I've always said, Healthy Choice should change the name of their microwave products "No Choice" because lets be honest, if you're buying them you really have no other choice.
#10 Salsa - If you try and eat tortilla chips without salsa, you must as well try and eat a bag of salty dirt because they basically taste about the same. Salsa can also turn any microwave burrito into a sensual eating experience.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Tuesday, 01 December 2009 16:49
The Bald Spot
The 10 Greatest Moments In Alec Baldwin History
Alec Baldwin rocked Hollywood and the nation of fast-talking hairy dudes today when he announced that he will soon retire from acting. Alec has been called the "Mayor of Awesometown" and he's one of the few remaining badasses left in an entertainment industry currently dominated by effeminate man pussies. The king of the three sentence one-liner, Alec has given delivered some of the best movie speeches in recent memory and he's definitely someon most people would orobably want to party with if they had one night left on Earth. Most importantly, Alec Baldwin is living proof that you can achieve great things in life and marry Kim Basinger even if you have three brothers who are complete losers.
#10 The Departed - Imagine how much more productive we'd be if Alec Baldwin debriefed every office in America every day and told everyone what to do.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:37
Fan Dumb
The 10 Funniest Moments In Sports Fan History
There's so many advantages to being a sports fan, I don't even know where to begin. First of all, it allows you to avoid countless social responsibilities with your family, friends and girlfriend or wife. Being a sports fan also prevents millions of men worldwide who have a 0.02% chance of getting laid without the "dumb luck" factor to actually feel like the have a reason to live. The third and most impotant factor of being a sports fan is that it's the one thing that enables men to communicate with each other because let's face it, without sports, guys wouldn't have a whole lot to talk about.
#10 Hockey Fan Invents A New Form Of Taunting - I could be wrong, but I think he was simply trying to tell the guy to not "blow it" late in the game.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:49
Keep Out Of Reach Of Children
The 10 Weirdest Children's Toy Commercials Of All Time
It's tragic that people stop buying and playing with toys after a certain age and it's extremely tragic that we stop having recess after elementary school. In my opinion, the American work force would be far more productive every day if we were allowed to play with toys at our desks and have a half-hour recess every day at 3:00 pm. I also think it should be socially acceptable to call somebody a "poo poo face" when they do something bad when you're an adult, but we'll dive more into that tomorrow.
#10 The Topper Toy Sixfinger - I think I can honestly say that having a 6th finger was never at the top of my wish list as a kid.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Wednesday, 04 November 2009 12:03
Dirty Talk
The 10 Sexiest Moments In Late Night Talk Show History
In case you haven't noticed, most people in the world have become extremely boring. Nobody has anything interesting to say anymore and the worst part is that they know it. One of the reasons I think this happened is because somewhere along the line everybody decided to become sarcastic and they ruined it for the people that were actually good at it. I also think it's due to the fact that technology has allowed everybody to become introverted shut-ins who spend most of their time watching reality television, playing video games and cruising the internet while texting people rather than having actual conversations. Over the last 4-5 years technology has allowed most humans to becoming socially retarded and it appears that most human personalities will never fully recover. Fortunately there are still a lot of really attractive female celebrities in the world who look so hot that it doesn't matter what they say. They currently provide the extremely attractive/boring personality balance that our society desperately needs right now.
#10 Heidi Klum Shows Off Her 8 Million Dollar Bra On Leno - And only Seal knows what it's like to take off an 8 milllion dollar bra. Well, Seal and some effeminate fashion designer and whatever celebrity couples that Heidi and Seal were probably "swinging" with at the time. You know how these celebrity couples roll.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Monday, 02 November 2009 13:46
Crossing The Line
The 10 Funniest Sideline Reporter Bloopers In Sports History
It's pretty apparent that sports network executives had an epiphany about ten years ago. They decided that since sideline sports reporters have nothing important to say, they might as well be attractive women. What started out as a sexy experiment with Melissa Stark and Lisa Guerrero on Monday Night Football quickly morphed into a plethora of sexy ladies roaming the sidelines including Erin Andrews, Jill Arrington, Lisa Dergen, Samantha Steele, Ines Sainz, Ashley Russell and Heidi Watney. Now if we can just figure out a way to convince more colleges and sports franchises to make their mascots show a little more skin, we'll really be onto something.
#10 Cute Soccer Sideline Reporter Hit In The Head - Sadly, this horrendous tragedy could've been avoided had she worn a mesh bikini.
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