Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:37
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Fan Dumb
The 10 Funniest Moments In Sports Fan History

There's so many advantages to being a sports fan, I don't even know where to begin. First of all, it allows you to avoid countless social responsibilities with your family, friends and girlfriend or wife. Being a sports fan also prevents millions of men worldwide who have a 0.02% chance of getting laid without the "dumb luck" factor to actually feel like the have a reason to live. The third and most impotant factor of being a sports fan is that it's the one thing that enables men to communicate with each other because let's face it, without sports, guys wouldn't have a whole lot to talk about.




#10 Hockey Fan Invents A New Form Of Taunting - I could be wrong, but I think he was simply trying to tell the guy to not "blow it" late in the game.
 
 
 
 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:49
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Keep Out Of Reach Of Children
The 10 Weirdest Children's Toy Commercials Of All Time

It's tragic that people stop buying and playing with toys after a certain age and it's extremely tragic that we stop having recess after elementary school. In my opinion, the American work force would be far more productive every day if we were allowed to play with toys at our desks and have a half-hour recess every day at 3:00 pm. I also think it should be socially acceptable to call somebody a "poo poo face" when they do something bad when you're an adult, but we'll dive more into that tomorrow.




#10 The Topper Toy Sixfinger - I think I can honestly say that having a 6th finger was never at the top of my wish list as a kid.
 
 
 
 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 04 November 2009 12:03
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Dirty Talk
The 10 Sexiest Moments In Late Night Talk Show History

In case you haven't noticed, most people in the world have become extremely boring. Nobody has anything interesting to say anymore and the worst part is that they know it. One of the reasons I think this happened is because somewhere along the line everybody decided to become sarcastic and they ruined it for the people that were actually good at it. I also think it's due to the fact that technology has allowed everybody to become introverted shut-ins who spend most of their time watching reality television, playing video games and cruising the internet while texting people rather than having actual conversations. Over the last 4-5 years technology has allowed most humans to becoming socially retarded and it appears that most human personalities will never fully recover. Fortunately there are still a lot of really attractive female celebrities in the world who look so hot that it doesn't matter what they say. They currently provide the extremely attractive/boring personality balance that our society desperately needs right now.




#10 Heidi Klum Shows Off Her 8 Million Dollar Bra On Leno - And only Seal knows what it's like to take off an 8 milllion dollar bra. Well, Seal and some effeminate fashion designer and whatever celebrity couples that Heidi and Seal were probably "swinging" with at the time. You know how these celebrity couples roll.
 
 
 
 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Monday, 02 November 2009 13:46
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Crossing The Line
The 10 Funniest Sideline Reporter Bloopers In Sports History

It's pretty apparent that sports network executives had an epiphany about ten years ago. They decided that since sideline sports reporters have nothing important to say, they might as well be attractive women. What started out as a sexy experiment with Melissa Stark and Lisa Guerrero on Monday Night Football quickly morphed into a plethora of sexy ladies roaming the sidelines including Erin Andrews, Jill Arrington, Lisa Dergen, Samantha Steele, Ines Sainz, Ashley Russell and Heidi Watney. Now if we can just figure out a way to convince more colleges and sports franchises to make their mascots show a little more skin, we'll really be onto something.



#10 Cute Soccer Sideline Reporter Hit In The Head - Sadly, this horrendous tragedy could've been avoided had she worn a mesh bikini.
 
 
 
 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:56
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Inappropriate Laughter
The 10 Funniest Movie Scenes With Laugh Tracks Added

Laugh tracks have been coercing us into laughing at shows that aren't funny for decades. If you remove the laugh track from most major sitcoms all you have is a bunch of actors making bad jokes for twenty minutes followed by a deafening silence. And call me crazy but I'm starting to wonder if there's some sort of secret subliminal messages hidden inside laugh tracks that makes us do things we wouldn't normally do. Maybe that's why so many people own cats?



#10 The Empire Strikes Back - Because there's nothing funnier than finding out what a whiny little bastard your father really is.
 
 
 
 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Tuesday, 13 October 2009 17:32
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Blooper Scooper
The 10 Funniest Outtakes In Movie History

No matter how you dice it, watching actors screw up and laugh uncontrollably is extremely funny. In some instances the movie outtakes or "gag reel" (that's what she said) are actually funnier than the movie itself. This is why I think it's time for a Hollywood studio to grow a pair and release a movie that's only outtakes because I bet they'd be pleasantly surprised with the box-office results. This concept also applies to the people that make the movies where the people don't wear any clothing.



#10 Superbad - And to think we're only about ten years away from watching the tragic McLovin: E! True Hollywood Story that talks about his short-lived marriage with Courtney Love and severe addiction to McDonald's.
 

 
 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Sunday, 04 October 2009 18:02
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Illegally Blonde
The 10 Funniest Dumb Blonde Moments In TV History

Contrary to popular belief, hot blonde women aren't stupid because they're given unfair advantages throughout their lives which prevent them from having to work hard or use their brains. The reason most blonde women are unintelligent is because blonde hair offers the least amount of protection from the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays. Basically the UV rays gradually melt their brains throughout the course of their life and by the time they're 25, their brains are almost completely melted. This is why blonde women like melted cheese so much.



#10 Kellie Pickler Isn't Smarter Than A 5th Grader - You know it's bad when you look extremely stupid standing next to Jeff Foxworthy.
 

 
 
 
Written By: The Man Posted On: Thursday, 01 October 2009 16:37
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With all due respect to Little Caesar's and their succulent Crazy Bread (don't even get me started on Papa John's pizza slop), Domino's and Pizza Hut are the undisputed kings of pizza delivery. The question is... who is truly better? This is a question that has plagued me on many a hungover Saturday so I decided to do a little investigative reporting regarding this mythical pizza mystery. After tons of eating research over the last week, I believe I have finally determined who the winner is of the "Battle for Middle-Earth Pizza Delivery." I also have to take a dump the size of a small Amish family.