Written By: The Man
Posted On: Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:00
Fan Dumb
The 10 Funniest Superfans Ever Caught On Camera
Scientific studies have shown that a "superfan" is usually the result of a human having no physical or sexual contact with another human for at least five years. These same studies also concluded that most superfans have at least one parent that works at Denny's and their best friend is typically a pet turtle or ferret. Other serious symptoms of a superfan include extremely oily bowels, hot dog fingers and golden retriever face.
#10 John Mayer's #1 Fan - If this was the type of girl that John Mayer usually dated, the world would make a lot more sense.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Monday, 11 May 2009 00:00
Leave It To Cleavage
The 10 Hottes Cleavage Commercials Of All Time
For decades, advertising agencies have been over-complicating the process of concepting and creating commercials. You don't need big budgets, special effect and good writing ... you just need cleavage. Throwing in a rapping gangster goat every now and then doesn't hurt either.
#10 Nandos Double-Breasted Burgers - It must be a wonderful world to be able to look down and stare at your own cleavage whenever you want.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Monday, 04 May 2009 00:00
Dos Boobies
The 10 Sexiest Mexican Women In The World
Well, it's that time of year again. The most Caucasian-celebrated Mexican holiday Cinco De Mayo has arrived once again and millions of white people all over the country will be swarming to their local Chi Chi's, On The Border, El Torito or Chevy's to drink their favorite American-made Mexican beer, talk with annoying Mexican accents and scream "tequila" all night. Rather than celebrate with these douche bags, we decided it was time to pay tribute to the hottest Mexican beauties in the world. Don't worry, we're still going to get drunk at Bennigan's tonight.
#10 Ana De La Reguera - You might remember Ana as "Sister Encarnación," the hot nun in Nacho Libre. Unfortunately we saw more of Jack Black's cleavage than Ana's in that movie.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Friday, 01 May 2009 23:08
Dangerous Minds
The 10 Funniest Freudian Slips In TV History
Life is pretty much an unfiltered version of the truth. Nobody ever really says what's really on their mind which is why most people are boring. The truth is that we're all disgusting and perverted bastards deep down and the people who succeed in life are the people who aren't afraid to hide it. What you need to remember is that it's the really quiet people that you have to keep your eye on. They have the weirdest thoughts going on inside their noggins and they own samurai swords. On the other hand, they're probably really good in bed and they know how to make delicious strawberry jam.
#10 A New Way To Cut Your Heating Costs? - The lady has a point. If you do that more frequently it does create more heat.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Tuesday, 28 April 2009 00:00
Project Wipeout
The 10 Funniest Runway Model Wipeouts Of All Time
Being hungry all the time can turn anyone into a disaster. You can't sleep because your always starving, your brain turns to mush from the lack of nutrients and eventually it becomes difficult to perform simple tasks like walking. Fortunately for us, there are lots of attractive girls out there who are willing to be hungry all the time and have a hard time walking so that we can see what horrible designer clothing looks like on emaciated people as they fall down.
# 10 Model Tiiu Kuik Takes A Runway Tumble - Luckily for Tiiu, there was a bunch of extra cocaine backstage and she forgot about the whole thing minutes later.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Friday, 24 April 2009 00:00
Breastercise
The 10 Hottest Large Boobs Exercise Videos
Maintaining proper boob health is one of the most important things a woman can do. If a woman exercises her boobs at least 3 times a week, she lowers her risk of a boob heart attack by over 65%. Boob exercising can also lower a woman's boob cholesterol and causes erections lasting longer than four hours. If this happens, don't consult a doctor. Instead, invite the girl doing large boob exercises over to your place for a tall glass of tequila.
#10 Bikini Babe Jumping Jack Threesome - I had the hardest time figuring out which one to focus on, but I'd have to recommend the girl in the pink top on the left. Her jacks seem to do the most jumping.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Thursday, 23 April 2009 00:00
Jesus Christ!
The 10 Hottest Bible Babes Of All Time
Not only were many of the women of the bible hot, but they really knew how to treat a man. They liked to drink wine, many of them were into sexual immorality and they were topless all the time. On the other hand, many of them were also duplicitous little minxes would use their hotness to trick men into doing things that got them killed. So I guess when you think about it, not a whole lot has changed over the last two thousand years. Man, it sure would be nice to see that whole "topless all day" thing make a comeback though.
# 10 Bathsheba - Bathsheba got her name because she looked so hot taking a naked bath that she got King David to commit adultery. She must've done something fancy with those bubbles.
Written By: The Man
Posted On: Monday, 20 April 2009 00:00
Commercially Unappealing
The 10 Most Embarrassing "Before They Were Famous" Celebrity Commercials
Everyone thinks it's difficult to become a celebrity, but it's really quite simple. First, you have to do an incredibly embarrassing commercial when you're a child or teenager. Then you have to sleep with anywhere from 37-165 really ugly casting directors and let them take nude photos of you so they can use them as collateral to control you later in life. After that, all you have to do drink four quarts of Burt Reynold's blood and get a unicorn tattooed on your left butt cheek. Oh yeah, and you have to become a Scientologist too.
#10 Lindsay Lohan (Jello) - This is a lesson for all of you ladies out there. If you eat Jello and befriend Bill Cosby at a very young age, you too can grow up to be super hot with large breasts and have a severe drinking problem.
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